we'll be alright

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

“they filled my cell with snakes” being a reference to the mythological Cassandra gaining the ability to see the future after snakes whispered in her ears AND Taylor’s cell(phone) getting flooded with snake (emojis)

Walk away, turd! RENEÉ RAPP as REGINA GEORGE in MEAN GIRLS (2024) dir. Samantha Jayne & Arturo Perez Jr. 

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

oh i don't know what young adult needs to hear this but you should google what day your 10,000th day will be & set a reminder in your calendar. it happens somewhere in your 27th year. i was really bummed when i googled my own and found out i had missed it by like 2 months.

(if you missed yours too, no worries, we both get another chance to celebrate 15,000 at 41. Unfortunately you will be 54 years old before you are 20,000 days old, at which point we will have overthrown the concept of linear time anyway)

life is very cute, and you have struggled a very long time to be here, and i love you. sometimes i think we need to invent our reasons for celebration. maybe today you are 10,345 days old. or 12,345. or 8,435. maybe u should just celebrate because it is a weekday, and those are hard days. i love u , light a candle and blow it out. i'm proud of you for staying.

All I know is I was enchanted to meet you

TAEHYUNG ♡ 190623 (cr. namuspromised) ⤷ 5TH MUSTER: MAGIC SHOP IN SEOUL

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

YOU'RE A PAINTER. YOU'RE A BAKER. YOU ALWAYS SLEEP WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN. YOU NEVER TAKE SUGAR IN YOUR TEA. YOU ALWAYS DOUBLE KNOT YOUR SHOELACES.