The Normal Tarot's Third Edition is available for Pre-Order still. Witness it here in all its glory. The 3 Omens, the 4 Maidens, the 5 Dreams, the 6 Books, the 7 Dead Kings, the 8 Moons.

Then, the Seasons.

Winter in its frost, each suit capped by three Knights and a Maiden, Queen, Mother. And you can claim it for your long winter.

Spring in its new life, alight with life. Its fruits bore for you to hold and claim.

Summer in its brilliant radiance, burning and throbbing with passion and desire. Hungry for life, adventure, connection.

Autumn in its resplendent winding down, rest, and warmth. Gather round the fire, draw a card.

The third printing is heading to the printers soon. If you wish to have a copy for yourself of Ezra Kimbell's incredible version of the Caretaker's Normal Tarot, this is your time. Take a copy for yourself, and pre-order to receive the decks yet this year.

And while you're there, consider taking a copy of the original edition in black and white, or the second edition in black and gold or silver.

her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

🗡️❄️ 🌊 Happy Ides of March! May I offer you some dead kings in these trying times? 🔥💀🗡️

You can see more dead kings in gold, silver, dreamlike full color, and elegant black and white by checking out the Normal Tarot campaign, which is reprinting every version of the deck with foil, revamped guidebooks, beautiful boxes, and all!

You know that trope where the author is like the Small Appalachian Town Church is actually worshipping something Far More Ancient Than Christ? The implication being that Christ isn't real but this old Eldritch thing is real.

Like, who cares if some little holler town has a Real God. The Christians ran Europe for like a thousand years. I feel like your Eldritch Horror has to be scarier than the idea of the Borgias.

I feel a similar thing for Illuminati stories. You cannot invent a Secret Shadowy Group of Puppet Masters that is actually scarier than how capitalism actually works for real.

The 3 Omens, the 4 Maidens, the 5 Dreams...

From The Sinner to The Traitor, the gorgeous cards were designed by The Caretaker from Cryptotheism/Normal Horoscopes, and illustrated for this third edition by Ezra Kimbell!

Come explore the strange Arcana of the Normal Tarot with us as we travel, group to group, across its unique cards. Join us tomorrow as we take a look at the 6 Books-- books of songs, books of chaos, books of war!

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

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I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

Ain’t botany fun?

Gone.

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In just one week's time, we are launching the 3rd edition of the Normal Tarot on Backerkit! You can signup to be notified of our launch here!

We are firing off a brand new 3rd edition to the Normal Tarot, in gorgeous full-color by Ezra Kimbell!

We are also re-printing the 2nd edition Gold and Silver decks by Sam Dow and Amy Smith, as well as the deck that started it all, the 1st edition black and white deck by Amy Smith!

The new guidebook will feature art from all three editions, so it will be usable with any edition of the deck, and oh yes, there will be art prints!

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Get Ready for The Return of the NORMAL TAROT (backerkit.com)

We are returning with not just a new edition of the Normal Tarot, though there is that, too. And it's gorgeous. Truly.

But we're also reprinting all three of the previous versions of the deck. The original, the silver, the gold. All of it.

And the updated guidebook? Will include an illustration for each edition in its entries, making it compatible across all four decks. So come join us in getting excited.

We launch March 5th.

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Oh yes my friends, this bundle is NICE.

For just $69, you can grab all the goodies there are to offer on the ZOETROPE Kickstarter.

A copy of ZOETROPE, the time travel shenanigans, card-based TTRPG, for 350+ cards of infinite replayability, as well as its 250+ card expansion, ACROSS TIME.

But then you also get the full core game of WHAT WE POSSESS as well, the ghostly story telling game that will see you playing as ghosts and uncovering a mystery! And in this bundle, you also get all three mini-expansions for it, the Five Nights at Freddy's themed THE HAPPIEST DAY, the horror in space themed NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM, and the Friday the 13th/Sleepaway Camp inspired CAMP RUBY LAGOON, bringing in a bonus 50~ cards to your spooky ghostly nights.

We have just 12 days left on the campaign, and you can pledge today and help us add even more cards to the ACROSS TIME expansion box, and into the core game as well!

So consider pledging today!