hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
In a better world the muppets would have been treated so much like actual actors that they wouldn’t have been owned by any brand but would have their own individual careers playing roles in various movies regardless of whether they are “muppet movies.” Just any random guy in any random movie could have been kermit like it’s no big deal.
all homeless people deserve housing
yes even the ones that don’t work and are mentally ill and take lots of drugs
@darkrosespeaks don’t fucking reblog my posts if you wanna nitpick ugly cunt nobody deserves to live on the street. how bout you go fucking live in a ditch for a month and tell me how easy it is
HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him
shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy
lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life
the feminine urge to be monique gibeau, in post-war france, a hooker with a heart of black charcoal
an example of internalized misogyny: a woman calling other girls dumb sluts and claiming she's not like most girls according to misogynistic stereotypes
not an example of internalized misogyny: a woman not liking a fucking war criminal that happens to also be a woman
is. is this about Taylor Swift??
depends on whether or not taylor swift is a war criminal I guess
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
collecting these like marbles
does a gay little run that pisses you off
That 60 year old woman who calls herself transexual has a lot more to teach you about the trans experience than the cis woman telling her "it's transgender now"
The autistic who calls themself low functioning has more to say about autism than the neurotypical telling them "that's offensive. It's called high support needs."
The 65 year old man who calls himself Indian knows more about being Native American than the white 20 year old who tells him “that's racist, its indigenous person.”
This is too important to be left in the tags:
[a screenshot of the tags by user @jackolemon saying "And being trans or autistic still doesn't give you the right to 'correct' them" in all caps]
I love working Memphis flights because the passengers are always like "I hate Memphis 😡 no one should ever come here if they can help it. But if you ever do, here's my number and my sister's neighbor's number in case I'm out of town. We'll show you the real Memphis. Also I tweeted at your airline and told them they need to give you, specifically, a raise. Fuck this city. It's the only place I've ever lived and I hate it. Here's $15 and a bag of chocolates. I love you. Don't come here."
Walking back from the airport starbucks I passed half my passengers as they were leaving and they all thanked me by name and when I told them to have a good day they literally all said "I won't!"
these tags are so funnyyyy
who was gonna tell me this picture was from getty images
