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New York on Pause. 3/18/2020.

A world held together by three mages.

There are little hints as to who they each romanced in their panels 👀

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

honk

Im crying

so I saw that post joking about the boy villager being Griffin McElroy a few too many times and this happened

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

reblog for that last bit to save a life

Lawyer up

Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

hmmm

I started decorating their next house because I’m crazy like that