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Sliding into finals

Anteeks nyt mut mitä vittua tää ilta on ollu

It honestly messes with me so much that Simo Häyhä died in 2002. With the way they talk about his days of delivering death, and how after having half his face blown off by an exploding bullet and still surviving to see the end of the war, I always assumed he perished soon after, but no, that motherfucker lived to the age of 96, almost a goddamn 100.

 The sniper that the Soviets named the White Death did not only live to see the end of the war, but the entirety of WW2, the fall of the Soviet Union, taking down the Berlin wall, the hippie movement and rise of technology in the 80s. He lived to see the Moomins anime get on TV. He was still alive when Finland changed to using euros.

 I was eight years old when one of the most infamous snipers in world history died.

These days I don’t ever seem to be in the mood to explain and that’s that

“Jätän äänestyslapun tyhjäksi, ko en tykkää kenestäkään ehdokkaasta :/”

Kuokka, älä tee sitä.

Tyhjää äänestäminen ei auta ketään. Ei eduskuntavaaleissa ole koskaan ollut sellaista vaihtoehtoa, jossa ketään ei valita eduskuntaan, ku tarpeeksi moni jätti lapun tyhjäksi. Jos vaivaudut paikalle niin samalla energialla piirrät parit numerot.

Sellaista täydellistä ehdokasta/puoluetta jonka kanssa oot 100% samaa mieltä tuskin on olemassa, mutta sieltä taatusti löytyy sellaisia joita et ainakaan halua sinne. Etsi näiden puolueiden vastakohta ja äänestä sitä.

Ylen vaalikoneessa oli vaan 30 kysymystä, samoin Hesarin. Kaikki kysymykset oli tosi selkeitä ja helposti ymmärrettävissä.

Hei kamoon ihmiset. Kamoon.

Tosi laiskoille on olemassa pikavaalikone, jossa on kokonaiset seitsemän (!) kysymystä ja vastaamiseen menee noin minuutti.

Ei voi muuta kuin ihailla tämän eduskuntavaaliehdokkaan vastausta.

paikkatoive joka puuttuu

The finnish word for fridge is “jääkaappi” which literally translates to “ice closet” and i thinks thats beautiful

“Omaisten kannalta ikävää”

Anteeks mikä oli? Ruuti? Miks tässä karkkirasiassa lukee ruuti? “ärrinmörrin krjäh röh kyllä tosi suamalainen syä ruutia välipalaksi kjeh kjeh viina sauna ja RUUTIsalmiakki”?

When I was 15/16 I was in an accident that left me with chronic pain and internal damage that meant pregnancy was highly unlikely for me. I’ve never wanted children. The reality of me probably being unable to have children never bothered me. It’s bothered everyone else though. People have cried more over my inability to have children than I have. No matter what I say no one will believe that I’m happy in my body regardless of its ability to produce children. They mourn my body like it belongs to them. As though my ability to have children has any affect on their life.

A few months ago I missed two periods in a row and took a pregnancy test that turned out to be a false positive. I went to Planned Parenthood to get a professional opinion and with the full intention of getting an abortion if it turned out that I was pregnant against all odds. There was no fear beyond the usual nervousness you experience at the prospect of a medical procedure. There was no emotional turmoil over my decision. I know what I want and it isn’t kids. The choice was an easy one for me.

When I finally opened up about my pregnancy scare to a few friends, all of them “good” feminist women, they were almost offended over how easy the decision was for me. “If you had been pregnant that may have been your only shot at a biological child. How could you just give that up without more thought?” One asked me. “So many women in your position would kill to be able to get pregnant and you were going to just throw it away?” Another one said to me.

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams. If I ever do get pregnant I will not stay that way just because other people in my position would be grateful to have a chance at experiencing pregnancy/birth. I’m not interested in that. I never will be. I don’t want children.

If your idea of “my body my choice” only extends to certain people it’s bullshit. If you think certain women should be grateful for unwanted pregnancies just because any pregnancy for them was unlikely you’re disrespecting their choice. Stop treating women with fertility/reproductive health issues like we’re broken or should feel sad over our health when we tell you we don’t. Stop thinking we owe you “miracle babies” even when we don’t want children.

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams 

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams 

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams

I don’t have any fertility problem (on the contrary, I seem to be above average) and I aborted when I was 22. Why? Because when I was 13 I made the conscious decision I didn’t want to be a mother. And I haven’t hide that fact, ever.

Ever since then, all people insist on telling me “the time will come for you too”, “you never know what you might want tomorrow”, “maybe is not your time yet”. Until recently, it turns out that now is more like “if you don’t hurry your time will pass”, “is now or never”, etc, etc.

My time won’t come. I don’t know what will I want tomorrow for myself but it’s certainly NOT KIDS.

Why people keep insisting on me having kids when I consciously decided almost 20 years ago (and I haven’t changed my mind in all this time) that I DON’T WANT TO BE A MOTHER!!?

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams

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