hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

An Old Friend 🐉🧡

“He broke the law, betrayed his family, fled our land. We commit murder on the word of this man?” - Eddard Stark

*if/when

*inhales*

*gently sets phone on counter*

*walks away*

comes back with a sledgehammer*

*breaks phone*

I, on the other hand, immediately hit the reblog button.

garbanzos, my beloved

[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

Daenerys/Jorah + tumblr text posts (part 10/?)

I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

Please reblog. Tell me about your teeth

Louise Brealey at BAFTA TV Awards 2024 (via Getty Images)

Congratulations to Such Brave Girls for their win! Best Scripted Comedy.

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

Source

Not shown: “hey this thing we found in ancient bog turned out to do something weird. Might be worth having a deeper look at i guess [revelations inside turn out to be instrumental to the next 5 decades of research in the field]”