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A Metalocalypse Sideblog in 2024

@fishklok / fishklok.tumblr.com

my name is fish. i made this side blog to avoid annoying my followers lol. follows back from @feeshies. blues devil enthusiast. 27 - he/him.
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once again i am thinking about the intricate rituals of klokateers.. klokateer anthropology... i imagine they have their own complex subculture & customs, isolated as they are from the world, and as codified as their existence seems to be

i think their masks, gloves, & numbers were originally designed to set them apart from groupies or roadies (and also maybe keep Dethklok from growing too attached to any in particular, considering what happened with their body doubles), but since then, taboos have formed around this maintenance of anonymity and covering of faces & hands

(second to last pic ref'd from this model photo)

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I don't think Abigail is Dethklok's mom, if I had to give her a familial role, I'd say she's the fun aunt who shows up, gives the kids a bunch of sugar, lets them watch rated R movies, then fucks right off for the actual parents (Charles in this case, I guess) to deal with the aftermath

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fishklok

The headcanon I have that no one wanted nor asked for is that Magnus has a wild 70s bush

My follow up headcanon is that Charles has the ability to have one too, but heโ€™s a coward

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my hot take is that there are no himbos in metalocalypse

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it feels dumb to have specific voice headcanons for a show with voice actors (and a show with lots of heavy accents), but fuck it, accent headcanons

charles made a conscious effort to mask any kind of regional accent he had a long time ago and now it's mostly gone. he only had a bit of a mainer accent, but his family definitely sounds much more mid-atlantic than downeast. either way, he had to learn to pronounce his r's.

magnus grew up in the southwest but his accent is very west coast due to how less regional the area is and from media. he is able to pronounce spanish words and names with ease. even though he doesn't speak armenian fluently, he can pronounce it really well because he spoke it growing up with his mom and grandma (who were both sticklers for pronunciation). however, he does not sound like an armenian american or even most other people his age within the diaspora. he talks like someone who learned the language from two older ladies who left armenia in the 50s.

when amber speaks khmer with her cambodian family, they say she sounds too lao. when she speaks lao with her laotian family, they say she sounds too cambodian. her in-laws still don't care to remember where her family is from and they just think she sounds like a valley girl when she speaks english. her friends in cali thinks she sounds midwestern now. she picked up on seth's "heh" and some of his other speech patterns.

melmord is an accent chameleon. no one can tell exactly where he's from just by listening to him. he's leaning heavily into the cali accent because he works in the entertainment industry, but who knows.

abigail keeps her toronto accent contained in most contexts (she's fighting for her life right now). but whenever she had to speak french she was always told she sounded like an american

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๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ, ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜บ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ.

how things could have gone if he reached out to apologize แตƒโฟแตˆ แตแต’แต— สฐแต‰หกแต– before things went too far

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it is with a heavy heart that i have to admit:

i had to cut the part in my fic where charles has to listen to magnus eat pussy in a nightclub bathroom ๐Ÿ˜”

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