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me when i was 13: depression isn’t a joke its serious !!! fuck you !!!

me now: hey who wants to place bets on my suicide date lol

Me on the inside: ik lotto is gna be killer but how is exo ever going to top monster…

Exo: *releases 5 second audio teaser clip*

Me: *on my knees begging for forgiveness*

62/365 ᴅᴀʏs ᴏғ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴊɪᴍɪɴ

*Cash 💱💱machine noise💲💲* 🎵🔊dee 🔊ddoo bbeeee🗣🗣 boo dee

@jiminniemouse

CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!!  ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.  ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.  ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.  ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) next to 4, 5, & 6.  Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP  ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.  ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH!  READY?!  ~  ~~  ~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~~  ~~~~~~  wheeeee!  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  The Key!  - The number of people that like you is found in number 2.  - The person in number 3 is the one you love.  - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7  - You care most about the person you put in number 4.  - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.  - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.  - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.  - Number 1 is your lucky number.  ~  Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

reblogging for future use <3

DUDE THIS FREAKED ME OUT ITS ACCURATE AF OMG ;-;

OMG THIS IS WICKED

I just did this and only 1 thing was wrong and I’m a little freaked out

ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY ACCURATE HOLY SHIT

WHAT TH FUCK IT’S SO ACCURATE THIS SO SCARY

Accurate but kinda not like

idk if i should be screaming right now

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy. 

@pinchejimin ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@jiminniemouse dude i love you so much!! 😙❤💖

@jiminniemouse

imma need an artificial love MV, dance version MV, dance practice, a focus for each member, and a behind the scenes look at them learning the dance.

@jiminniemouse really wanna take the jimin plushie you got me with me on the plane BUT I DONT WANNA TAKE HIM OUT OF THE BOX

TAKE HIM OUT ITS OKAY YOU CAN PUT HIM BACK WHEN YOU GET HOME

HE'LL BE TAINTED, I MUSN'T 😣

@pinchejimin