whatever forever

posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

the minecraft brothers

adam and steve

little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world

x

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

How do you go on with life after that?

Fuck yea

Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

Not all heroes wear capes