me after I get one follower

Wade: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Y/N: A dentist.

Bruce: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.

reign (1) || Tom Holland

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader (royal AU)

Summary: you are arranged to marry Thomas Holland, the crown prince of the Holland Empire who in which case does not like you. (Tom Holland royal AU)

Word count: 1.9k

Warnings: none, a lil’ angst if you squint, Tom being a bit of an arse

A/n: hey everyone! This is my first Tom AU series and I’m so so so so so excited for you to read it! I’m thinking of writing a part two to this, but I would like to know what you think of it❤️:) your feedback is greatly appreciated!💞 thank you

The sun glazed the tips of the hills, the soft wind blowing against your face. The soon to be dark sky was now a beautiful purple and scarlet pink, had it been any day you would have gladly taken a chunk out of your time to admire the unique colours that painted the sky.

It was almost as if the bright colours were mocking you silently, reminding of what your life once was before you were informed of the news, before your bags were ordered to be packed and before you were told that tomorrow would be the day you would meet the man you were betrothed to the second you were born, piece of news that you never knew about until today.

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Steve: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

Tony: …

Natasha: …

Y/N: …

Steve: Okay fine, it’s like crack to me.

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

— Draco Malfoy, when asked to apologize

HOW TO MAKE A MASTERLIST!

A lot of people have recently asked me how to make a masterlist so I made a ‘tutorial’ to help you guys! I hope it helps!

Step One: Open the text option in the Tumblr menu bar.

Step Two: Type in the title and type in the words you want to connect the link to.

Step Three: Copy the URL you want to use.

Step Four: Double click the words you want to connect the link to.

Step Five: Click the infinity sign thing this what you use to connect the link to the text.

Step Six: Then paste your copied URL into the box that pops up and click done!

Part Seven: You should see the three options below pop up if you did it right, and we all know sometimes things get lost along their way on Tumblr, so to be sure click the open option and see if it takes you to your link!

Hoped this helped, this is the simpliest and easiest way to explain it, because I used to look it up but those videos are with the older version, so yeah, much love and lots of hugs and kisses!

You: Lucifer 

Me, an intellectual: Two bisexuals escape Hell and decide to solve crimes and kick ass respectively and are trying to become better people

the aesthetic of twilight tho. the trees. the green. the random shots of mountains. the drama of it all.

last halloween I was dressed as spiderman at school and I tripped and this girl I didnt know at all just said “rip spiderman” instead of helping me and I really felt like I got the True Peter Parker Experience that day

I love how, with no context at all, some ten thousand people read this and said, “Yep,” and hit reblog.

Tony Stark, the cutest SHIELD agent. Avengers: Endgame (2019).

When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella.

Bella: *minding her own business in the school parking lot unknowingly about to get hit by a car*

Edward: *sprinting across the parking lot to save her* nooo don’t die you’re so sexy aha

Miles Morales in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

a friend on facebook posted this picture. and I haven’t stop laughing for the past 10 minutes.