May 3

My friend Jonathan Harker, food blogger sollicitor from London, is on a work trip in Transylvaina, and he is collecting a ton of recipes for his girlfriend.

We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

Part III Behind the Scenes:

Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd during filming

Doc’s distinctive hunched-over look developed when the filmmakers realized the extreme difference in height between Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox; Fox is 5’ 4½” while Lloyd is 6’ 1”. To compensate for the height difference, director Robert Zemeckis used specific blocking where the two often stood far apart at different camera depths. For close ups, Lloyd would have to hunch over to appear in frame with Fox. The same approach was used in the two sequels. (from IMDb)

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions

HEY OFMD FANARTISTS

We are trying to make a resource of artists who take doubloons in exchange for pictures (trying to dodge those fake people who make ham in a can here) so if you are among those artists, fill this out!

Spreadsheet of responses here! Let's make it easier to get fine things made well (and feed our artists!)

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

Too much 3 at the moment y’all

okay tumblr

happy 100.1% tumblr poll result tuesday

Jonathan

i have been workshopping "Hanna-Barbera's Disco Elysium" in my head

KIM: *deep sigh, reluctantly* would you solve ze case for a... harry snack? *he pulls a bottle of adderall from his jacket*

if you modded the game to add scooby doo music and a laugh track after every exchange it would be this

Astarion's like a dad who didn't want a pet

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

My new favorite Tumblr post.

Ok in total honesty I saw a ticktok and now I’m curious

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

he's not wrong