off the shits in 2012

dark urkel tribute

So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

most perfect picture my bf took of his cat

@starlightomatic I love you and I hope you know this, but how did you manage to create five-year “generations” while also excluding Generation Jones, which is 1955-1964?

@prismatic-bell tumblr only allows 12 options, so i did the split-in-threes only where i predicted the most responses

women’s right to respect isnt determined by how fuckable you think they are btw

i do think body hair and fat rolls and weak jawlines and ext are sexy, but that’s not why women like that are deserving of respect for their bodies. fundamentally, if your response to bodyshaming aimed at women is to go “uh, well, i’d fuck her” you don’t get it. its not about sexiness, it’s about your ability to respect someone you dont find attractive and not bring it up at every available time and not generalize all women with a certain body type

THIS

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

The strongest

it sucks a lot of emotional responses to distress are also emotional responses people associate with being dishonest. "ummm if you weren't lying why did you get so defensive" BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED ME OF LYING WHEN I DIDN'T..?

idk what you call this sort of "logic" but I blame the body language reader pop psychology people

It makes me happy when they listen

Men can be swagful too

men and women can also both eat delicious meals seasoned with

Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp Sauce

the world is beaituful :)

transphobia is OUT lao gan ma is IN

why is the first post on her blog about how the female experience is having poop wiped out of your vagina as a baby

HER ASS DEACTIVATED LAOGANMA CHILI CRISP TRANSGENDER WIN ONE MILLION

Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

Source: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/dr-cass-backpedals-from-review-hrt

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