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It’s Herbing Absolute Gerblin

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Trying to file taxes while listening to TAZ vs Dracula and all I can think about is how sad justin sounded when Lady Godwin chose to give up being a werehorse, thus forever cutting off her connection to the beautiful and carefree utopia of the horse dimension. It feels like a reverse The Last Unicorn moment. She turned away from the immutable sublime. She looked that stallion in the eye and denied the call. The boys keep playing, the podcast keeps going. I can’t believe I have to process this while filing taxes

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maamlet

the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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imlizy

cower before the might of femur frank 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

fuck off femur frank your bone magic sucks shit and we all know it

This sort of naming issue is why you gotta branch out from the traditional naming conventions. Maybe name yourself after your favorite outfit.

Like Barry Bluejeans.

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been really enjoying the new season and wanted to take a crack at some vs Dracula design concepts,,,I love them so bad. might change them up a bit as time goes on but for now take them and this bonus doodle

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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

  • “oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”
  • “i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 
  • “here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”
  • “goddammit we love domes around here”
  • “yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”
  • “are there any non terrible questions”
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Dropout & LiveNation present: Dimension 20 Live: Gauntlet at the Garden! A one-night only live event at Madison Square Garden in New York City happening on January 24th, 2025! Pre-sale tickets will be available starting Wednesday, April 10th (code: GAUNTLET), and general sale tickets on Friday, April 12th, at LiveNation.com. Featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan, Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Lou Wilson, Gauntlet at the Garden will be an event unlike anything you've ever seen! A video recording of the event will also be available on Dropout at a later date.

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pigeon3gg

griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

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cute commission i did for @thehappiesthaunt !! they wanted lup and barry actin all cute, so they got lup and barry actin all cute

if you want to commission me, dm me! if you want to donate, i’ve got a ko-fi! ko-fi.com/shtiiine

[image description: a detailed sketch of Barry lifting Lup in the air as they embrace and smile at each other. Barry is a pale-complexioned man with short hair and glasses. Lup is a slender medium-complexioned elf with super voluminous, dark, waist-length hair. Her legs are wrapped around Barry and she’s touching the back of his head. Two of the images are closeups to show detail.]

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