Pink Eyes

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA

aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh

NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets

"Is Pop Team Epic Yuri?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

The enlightened opinion

Fighting for his mind

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

"Is Pop Team Epic Yuri?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

The enlightened opinion

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

most sexual beast in the ocean

that wasn;t the file i clicked

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

instead of putting my mental illnesses in my bio (stupid. unsafe. a trend that needs running into the ground) i like to spinkle a little bit of it into all of my posts for my followers to discover like a crossword puzzle (fun. sense of mystery and discovery. privacy retained)

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

how y’all feelin

㋡🥀

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