Nosferatu, of spongebob squarepants fame,

Reblog this and put in the tags what song your ACNH town tune is!

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

donating cringe bugs to the fail owl

i just saw a post that was the question “what is your favourite musical style?” and the option chosen was “random out of context songs from musicals sung by a character having a nervous breakdown” and i looked in the notes to see what people said and i saw this comment and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

lupin wont be taking any criticism at this time

could you really ride a jackhammer like a pogo stick like in cartoons or is it just another sorcerers trick

penis katana

and getting caught in the rain

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

this was on a kelly clarkson song