GUYS GUESS WHAT CAME IN TODAY!!

I ordered these GOW Ragnarok figures last June and thought PlayStation had never received it but here they are!

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

There it is. The Passover Dad Joke. The Dad Joke Prime. The one all dads are born knowing, waiting for that first holy day when they can finally annoy their offspring with it. 

tetsuooooooooooo: “someone have mercy and explain this”

http://www.jewfaq.org/seder.htm

“The best-known quote from the Pesach Haggadah is, “why is this night different from all other nights?” This line is usually recited by the youngest person at the table (or at least, the youngest person capable of reciting it). It is meant to express the child’s confusion at the difference between a typical every-day or holiday meal and the unusual features of the seder.“

Chag Pesach Sameach!

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: THE FINAL ALCHEMY (2022)

i thought this would fit them

“Take home your very own shard of Moonstone!!! Only 10.99 + shipping!!” <- real I promise

I love the Sherlock Holmes-adjacent renaissance we're having rn where everyone is just getting super into Psych and House M.D. and Elementary like fuck yeah keep it up my funky little mystery solving weirdos <3

Ah shit something crazy and inexplicable happened and now you're fucked!

(I was going to include Benoit Blanc but I think he'd sweep and he's also riffing off of a different fictional detective anyway so...)

Here lies paradise

Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

Organization XIII

(pt. 2 bc image limit >:( )

Having a Certified Autism Moment ™️ at work today lads

Gonna have to spend after work today lying facedown in bed or face up on the back porch or standing in a corner idle animating

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

Shadow Labrys and Asterius Picaro commission for @damienstarry0w0

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.