hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’
so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school
I got one at my university my senior year.
My roommates were horrified.
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I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK
artist’s rendition. my immediate reaction was to yell “chunky boy!!!” despite the fact i was the only one in the car
This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a bitch.
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
Why people are filling their tubs with noodles now. You know, as opposed to why they were doing that before
current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor
for whatever reason i thought the most efficient way to open a bag of salad was to hold it out in front of me in one hand and then stab it with a fork and tear like an animal eviscerating prey and then i just stood there and watched an endless salad avalanche pour onto the floor for like 30 seconds before i understood what was happening and why
for the record this is exactly how it went
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
he became so smooth i’m so proud of him
Doctors HATE him for discovering this one skin-smoothing trick!
Every now and then this post picks up traction again and honestly those last two replies are my favorite so I’m reblogging to preserve them on my blog forever.
the original spider-verse comics had some truly amazing moments of dialogue
mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river
please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
A barn rasing: a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.
because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive.
What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin”
LOVE IN LARGE GROUPS WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE DONT ASK FOR PERMISSION AND LET NOTHING STOP YOU
Love in large groups with overhearing force
this is it this is the post that finally makes me sob
Despite my personal feelings towards this episode, I still think this is one of the funniest scenes in the entire series.
