the dog- self-denying in its devotion, knowing no other way

Anna Haifisch

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

go grandpa

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

go miffy go!

whenever i see someone having fun i basically kill them with my orbital laser

baby puppy fancam

Aardvarks in Wonderland 6000x6000px by KareAnn

i think im gonna thrup

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

tooth moodboard

Every Tumblr poll is like :

Do you do drugs: 🟦

Do you have sex: 🟦

Do you have hobbies: 🟦🟦

None of the above: 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

I fucked up

how to look at art / lynda barry

@reggieonline