• i’m back in town. 
• well that’s not fair, is it? 
• bitch. 
• stop the train! 
• you look like crap. 
• i hit him first this time. with an ashtray. so he’s a little blue. 
• you’ve been gone for almost a year. 
• i saw a girl kill herself. 
• when you’re a poor little orphan foster wretch, anything’s possible. 
• i haven’t seen her in like a year.
• any second, someone’s gonna ID the body, and it’s game over. 
• you’re damn right. 
• suddenly you don’t give a damn, i get pissed. 
• you’ll probably take off again. 
• i panicked. where’s your wit gone? you haven’t called me dipshit all day. 
• you don’t have to babysit me, dipshit. 
• i know this thing has got you all twisted up, but you gotta forgive yourself. 
• i’m having trouble with detail, so i’m not sure i should say anything at all. 
• try to separate mistake from result. 
• can we get the elephant out of the room? 
• the last thing i am is special. 
• if that was my boyfriend, i’d jump in front of a train too. 
• the whole sad point is nobody would notice if i died. 
• let me finish what i started and the i’ll come back for you and her, yeah? 
• you’re gonna disappear again? 
• you’re already dead. 
• it’s gonna be an intimate memorial piss-up. 
• you know what, first though, you need a shower and a xanax. 
• are you back on the meds? 
• call me or i’ll squeeze your bloody bollocks in a vice– 
• it was always fight or flight with her. 
• i still want us to be together. it can work, yeah? 
• someone shot her right in front of me. 
• there’s blood everywhere! 
• you need to get rid of the body! 
• i can’t figure out why she killed herself. 
• i have a knife and i will stab you in the face. 
• i was mad at you so i decided to blow all the money from your stolen coke on it. 
• why are you suddenly dressing like a punk rock ho? 
• you’re not ready for this. you need to take more time. 
• i can see it’s killing you, but you stopped talking to me months ago. 
• i can’t keep waking up every night, checking your breathing, worried you’re mixing your meds, booze, god knows what else – 
• i’m not dirty. i just freaked out. 
• i told her to freeze. she didn’t. she ran. 
• you’re making me nervous. 
• they’re gonna start to dig. and if they dig, they find the pills. 
• i’ve got to carry what i did. 
• do you want a cuppa? 
• i think whatever she found out drove her nuts and she topped herself. 
• i’ll call back at midnight. 
• why would you go in my room? 
• rock and roll. 
• who am i speaking to?
• i’m a few, no familly too. who am i? 
• why lord, why me? i never wanted any part of this. 
• do i wear a huge ‘kick me’ sign on my back?
• hide your ugly face on the way out. 
• i had to go to bed, bath and beyond, okay? nobody wants to admit that. 
• what the hell did you say to the shrink? 
• what are you gonna say to change her mind? 
• what’s the difference between a mood stabiliser and an antipsychotic again? 
• why do you have to be such a hard-ass? 
• i just need you to be my backup, okay? 
• you’re gonna shoot me while your kids are sleeping? 
• i was running from my own shit. 
• she was losing it. like, clinically. 
• you’re not supposed to be parked here at night. 
• do not shoot me please! 
• you point a gun at my brother again and i will kick the living shite out of you! 
• last i checked, it was illegal, let alone impossible. 
• am i going insane? 
• body’s chewed up pretty bad. 
• i think that some idiot didn’t realise they were burying a body next to an active quarry. 
• do you have a criminal record? 
• wasted youth, alright? 
• wow… welcome to the trip, man. 
• let me see your weapon. 
• just give me an hour or two to get up to speed for christ’s sake.
• if you ask me about that money one more time, i swear to god, it’s going in the shredder. 
• do you know who shot her in the head? 
• who’s killing us? 
• that’s good. try and keep your sense of humour. 
• you think someone’s jerking your chain? 
• i should probably get back to my real job now. 
• you could rob me blind. 
• we’re hoping you realise you can’t run away from this. 
• you cannot hide in minimalist furniture! 
• i think you’re being a bitch.
• how would you like it if i started pulling this schizophrenic hot-and-cold crap on you?
• the body dump doesn’t match the professional hit. 
• this perp’s got some deep-seated spiritual problems. 
• i think he went into one of the abandoned buildings here. 
• i should have had your back. 
• look, shit happens fast, okay? 
• i’m not gonna let you drive me home like an invalid. 
• hey, you’re not gonna hug me, are you? 
• now can you please tell me what in the hell happened to your face? 
• it’s not about revenge.
• she was on this killer’s hit list and now i am. 
• if she’s not dead, we need to find her. find out what she knows. 
• i just need some time to myself. 
• name me one homicide ever pinned on a female sniper. 
• female killers tend to suffer from chronic detachment. isolation breeds sociopaths. 
• you could have killed me, but here we are. 
• anybody else feel like they have a target on their back? 
• i don’t think you understand the situation here. 
• you’re a punk! be one! 
• no wonder she wants to leave.
• you’re like a completely different person these days. 
• it’s this case. it’s a bitch. 
• we don’t bring that shit in here, right? 
• what’re you gaping at? 
• you ever fight a woman? 
• they do say, crazy makes you strong. 
• if you’re hearing this, you found a body. 
• you’re different than the others. 
• i think i’m dying. 
• i came out the woodwork. where did you come from? 
• i’m sorry about this but it’s very important that you keep this a secret. 
• well, unleash the doves. world peace must be right around the corner. 
• i came back to prove that i could, but i’m not doing anybody any good. 
• so the killer is still out there? 
• you’d stab me in the eye with a nail file? 
• you’re shaking like a leaf. 
• there’s the gun you wanted. 
• last time i checked, i’m the only one defending us. 
• i’m gonna shoot his balls off. 
• i don’t leave prints when i burgle. 
• she wasn’t messing around, was she? 
• you silly bitch, would you get your fanny out of there? 
• i’m entitled to a little privacy. 
• you were the one who introduced me to punk rock. 
• stay in school. 
• you bitch! you faked it! how could you goddamn do this to me?! 
• are you still concerned about her mental health? 
• how’d you do it? 
• we were on top of the world! 
• we were parasites. 
• is every man in your life a complete wanker, except me? 
• i’m about to go in and shoot him in the balls. 
• this is our chance to get answers. 
• i thought you handed in your sidearm. 
• well, apparently, i’ve got a stalker. 
• i didn’t mean to get all tangled up with you. 
• if she really is dead, how do i know you didn’t kill her? 
• she killed herself because the man she loved turned her whole life into a lie.
• this is a sick test, isn’t it? isn’t it?! 
• you think i had a choice? 

• “ you’re a masterpiece ”
• “ i could just eat you up ”
• “ you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen ”
• “ just let me look at you ”
• “ do you realize how perfect you are ? ”
• “ you are a work of art ”
• “ you deserve to be treated like a prince/princess ”
• “ i love everything about you ”
• “ you are my world ”
• “ perfection… ”
• “ do you believe me when i say you’re beautiful ? ”
• “ i love these lips ”
• “ i could stare at you all day ”
• “ you are my everything ”
• “ you’re an angel ”
• “ you’re mine ”
• “ tell me i’m yours ”
• “ let me make you feel good ”
• “ i want you so bad ”
• “ how bad do you want me ? ”
• “ don’t hide from me ”
• “ let me see you ”

season 1, part 2 of 3 episodes 6 through 9 75 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence, sexual themes [part 1]

• “Okay, I take it back. Maybe this is a waste of your time.”
• “That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”
• “I’m not done with you. Consider it a warning.”
• “Please, don’t come back here again.”
• “If I was you, I would be curious.”
• “Hello? Is someone being creepy on purpose?”
• “Secure the sacrifice!”
• “Jesus, I’m not a virgin…”
• “Wow, you’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?”
• “I don’t even know what a chupacabra is.”
• “I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.”
• “There’s a way. There’s always a way.”
• “Oh, if you wanna insult me, you should try again.”
• “If I had more, I’d give you more.”
• “You ever want something so badly and then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought? And that maybe you are stupid for ever actually wanting it?”
• “You look like your head’s about to pop off.”
• “Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy.”
• “_____, did you roofie me?”
• “Can we skip down to where you realize you no makey magic here?”
• “I am literally losing the will to live.”
• “Look, talk to me. What’s going on?”
• “Ask me something harder if you want us to get somewhere.”
• “Ask me why I’m nice to you.”
• “I had noticed you’re a tad brusque with everyone else.”
• “I’m scared to tell you this, because it’s true. I’m falling in love with you.”
• “I flirted with you that first day because you looked useful, and you were.”
• “I’ve been using you this entire time.”
• “I really didn’t see this coming.”
• “I always hold back, _____. Every single day. I mean, I have no idea what I’m even capable of.”
• “I don’t want to lose it… how it felt.”
• “Sit. I do not ask and I do not order twice.”
• “You think you know how to do this. I assure you, you do not.”
• “A great magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick. Or lady parts. Whatever.”
• “Why don’t you two just fuck?”
• “Blood’s not gonna come out of that sweater. You should just throw it out.”
• “Where you think you’re sticking that?”
• “This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.”
• “I don’t have to tell you anything.”
• “You are lucky you’re pretty.”
• “Why is your face making that face?”
• “I’m going to go take a nap and pretend that this entire conversation never happened.”
• “Can we just talk about this seriously for a second?”
• “Are you in love with me?”
• “Hell is real, and it smells like Axe Body Spray.”
• “Leave before I start screaming.”
• “You stay out of my ass and there’s no blood fued necessary on my end. But come after me, and I will kill you and everyone that you care about.”
• “I made a horrible mistake asking you to help. Please, leave.”
• “Maybe we just need to accept the world for what it actually is.”
• “I hate magic.”
• “I think about stabbing you all the time.”
• “Please! You can’t keep doing this to me!”
• “How is a voodoo doll supposed to help me?”
• “What we love can be as important to us as our lives.”
• “That’s kind of a personal question for two people who aren’t supposed to be in the same room.”
• “Predictable’s not bad, _____.”
• “Don’t bother with the performance.”
• “I wouldn’t dream of fooling you.”
• “You know I never wanted this. You forced my hand. I wish it could be any other way.”
• “I don’t need to tell you how fucking pissed at you I am.”
• “I don’t understand why we fell apart after being friends forever.”
• “I’m working on forgiving you.”
• “I’m going, and like it or not, _____, you should come.”
• “_____, I’m stuck! Someone get me out of here!”
• “This house is haunted as balls, is what that is.”
• “Okay, this is a little kinky, even for me.”
• “Some things just aren’t fair. We can’t make sense of them.”
• “If the world goes after you, take it as a compliment.”
• “What do you think redemption looks like, _____?”
• “What if there really is a Hell and this takes me there?”
• “Well, that bought us about ten minutes.”
• “Let’s go dig up a dead body.”
• “You can’t seriously be thinking of leaving them there.”
• “This is exactly the kind of thing that we should be able to fix.”
• “Life ain’t fair. Why in the high, holy fuck should death be any different?”
• “Thinking that you can change anything… It’s such an act of monumental ego. I mean, who the fuck do you think you really are?”

• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you even listening to me?”
• “Are you even listening to yourself?”
• “Are you sure they won’t find out?”
• "Are you sure this is legal?”
• "Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
• "Are you threatening me?”
• “Be mine.”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Do you love me?”
• “Do you remember this?”
• “Do you trust me?”
• “Don’t go.”
• “Don’t let me die”
• “Don’t look at me like that.”
• “Don’t make me beg.”
• "Don’t you dare come near me!”
• “Don’t you dare.”
• “Explain yourself.”
• “For you, I would _____”
• “Give it back.”
• “Give me another chance.”
• “Have you ever even done this before?”
• “How drunk are you right now?”
• “I already regret this.”
• “I am not wearing that.”
• "I can’t believe you missed that.”
• “I can’t do this anymore.”
• “I can’t even look at you.”
• “I could kill you!”
• “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
• “I didn’t do it.”“
• "I didn’t know you could do that.”
• “I don’t want to look at you right now.”
• "I guess this is goodbye.”
• "I hate you.”
• “I have to go.”
• “I just want to cuddle.”
• “I know your secret.”
• "I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
• "I love you.”
• “I miss you so very much.”
• “I missed you.”
• “I need a drink.”
• “I need a hug.”
• “I never really loved you.”
• “I owe you.”
• “I think I broke it.”
• “I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
• “I think I’m forgetting something.”
• “I think it’s broken.”
• "I trust you.”
• “I want to be yours.”
• “I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
• "I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
• “I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”
• "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
• "I’m bad for you.”
• "I’m dying.”
• “I’m going to be sick.”
• “I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
• “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
• “I’ve never heard that one before.”
• “If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
• "Is that my shirt?”
• “It was me”
• “It’s so beautiful.”
• "It’s time to choose.”
• "Just five more minutes.”
• “Just go.”
• “Just leave me alone.”
• “Just let me die.”
• “Just relax.”
• “Just what did we do last night?”
• “Kiss me you idiot.”
• “Kiss me.”
• “Make me.”
• “Marry me?”
• “My Parents don’t know”
• “My parents know.”“
• "Never again.”
• “Nh, don’t be so rough!”
• “No, that can’t be my baby.”
• “No! You can’t die on me now!”
• “Put it away.”
• "Put your trousers on!”
• “Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
• “Shut up and listen.”
• “Take responsibility.”
• “That isn’t mine.”
• “That looked easier on TV.”
• “That sounds painful.”
• “That was a bad plan.”
• “That’s mine!”
• "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
• “They’re coming.”
• "This seems familiar.”
• “This stays between us.”
• “Truth hurts, don’t it?”
• “Want to hear a secret?”
• “We need to talk.”
• “We’re moving too fast.”
• "Well that was unexpected.”
• “What are we doing here?”
• “What are you afraid of?”
• “What are you touching?”
• “What are you?”
• “What do you need?”
• “What happened to you?”
• “What have I done this time?”
• “What if someone catches us?”
• "What sort of noise was that?”
• "What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
• “What were you thinking?”
• “Where are my clothes?”
• “Where did you find this?”
• “Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
• "Where were you?”
• “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
• "Why are you wearing that?”
• “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
• “You could have died!”
• "You could have killed someone!”
• “You coward.”
• “You don’t need to be so gentle.”
• "You drive me crazy!”
• “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
• "You lied to me!”
• “You mean everything to me.”
• “You owe me.”
• “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
• “You’re all out of ____.”
• “You’re an idiot.”
• "You’re bad for me.”
• "You’re dead to me.”
• “You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
• “You’re really good at this…”
• "You’re so weird.”“
• "You’re under arrest.”

• “i’ll do it.”
• “please just don’t.”
• “i hate you.”
• “i love you.”
• “you love me?”
• “please stop it.”
• “i can’t breathe.”
• “just go away.”
• “you’re an ass.”
• “you’re a bitch.”
• “don’t leave me!”
• “don’t walk away.”
• “stay with me.”
• “i’m begging you…”
• “for fucks sake…”
• “clean this up!”
• “please kiss me.”
• “get off me!”
• “you are despicable.”
• “are you okay!?”
• “don’t do this.”
• “please shut up.”
• “are you drunk?”
• “don’t forget me.”