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We really need more information about what happened between the final battle in Endgame and Steve leaving with the Infinity Stones because there is a story here that I NEED to be told!
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Pairing: Chris Evans x Original Female Character of Colour
Summary (this is a terrible summary, I will work on it): Β Jess Finley is a British actress living in LA. Unable to pick up work and regretting all her life choices, she's on the verge of packing up and going home when she lands a part in a move that guarantees to change her life. In more ways than she can possibly imagine.
Length: Chapter 2 - 4272. Total so far: 8754
Warnings (a work in progress): Angst (because I can't write anything else), unrequited love, pining?, sexual frustration, drug use, alcohol, smoking
If he were to show up at my door I feel like I'd have to fight the urge to fling myself into his arms too π
Conservatives literally want to be able to own whatever firearm they want and be able to mow us down with impunity so much so that when they canβt, when we too are armed they react like this fucking idiot
When the Black Panthers in Oakland started carrying to protect Black people, Regan changed open carry laws in California. Maga people only want guns to be used for what they want, violence and intimidation against anyone non-white, queer, or non-Christian. When any of those demographics stand up against the Maga clowns, all of sudden guns have to be regulated. The goalpost will always move inntheir interest to dominate others they hate.
Oh, hello there, gentle viewers. For the past couple of years I have, allegedly, been reworking a longfic I wrote called Part of the Family. I posted it in its entirety on AO3 in 2018/2019 (before we even knew Endgame was called Endgame, I called it Out of Time and have decided to keep it in this version) but deleted it after a few weeks of the final chapter going up. It was pretty bad. It also turned out to be quite prophetic and I'm leaving it all in seeing as I wrote it first!
Anywho, I've been working on it here and there and I've been reluctant to post it. Partly because of the Evans fandom implosion and partly because it's not finished and I cannot commit to a regular posting schedule.
I figure if anyone's actually interested, it might spur me on to finally get it finished and out of my head. So please don't be shy and tell me honestly what you think.
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Pairing: Chris Evans x Original Female Character of Colour
Summary: Β Jess Finley is a British actress living in LA. Unable to pick up work and regretting all her life choices, she's on the verge of packing up and going home when she lands a part in a move that guarantees to change her life. In more ways than she can possibly imagine.
Length: Chapter 1 - 4512
Warnings: None yet but I will be adding them when needed
This is so very, very, very excellent!! I instantly want more, more, more!! You're such a good writer!! I hate when you doubt this about yourself!!
The way I silently cheered when she got the call from Kevin!!
If I were Jess I simply would just vibrate apart into tiny pieces!!
Can't wait to see how the date with our favorite suave, slightly awkward meatball goes π
So the satire open letter made me go look at the βrealβ one cause I was out of the loop.
Are people mad that heβs in a relationship? Are they mad because he might have not specified that he was in a relationship? οΏΌοΏΌ are they mad that sheβs in her mid 20s? Thereβs no clear reason or anything.
Cause I keep looking at a bunch of peoples angry rants and thereβs no cohesiveness. οΏΌοΏΌSome of the ones I read seem to have taken it as a personal attack on them because sheβs 25. Just like that embarrassing open letter on Twitter.
It is however funny to see the switch up on all these peoples blogs. It went from fanfics, gifs, and pics. Now they hate everything he does. Him dating Alba to him talking about politics. π
Also βhe has no business talking about politicsβ uhm everyone has business talking about politics. Especially if they vote.
The most annoying one is comparing him to Leo. First of all, Leo starts dating them at 19 and breaks up at 24-25. Second, this is the first person Chris has publicly dated that is younger than his exes. Sheβs not a child.
Sorry I know this was a lot but I think this is the only blog that doesnβt lean on βthis is all PRβ to βI hate herβ or βhow dare heβ
I think the main problem is that he is in a relationship, period. At this point, I don't think it matters who it's with. If it was Bryce Dallas Howard (I know she's married but she is a beautiful 41-year-old woman and a good example), they would find something to moan about.
The switch up is just insane. They've been riding his dick for years and this is all it takes for them to turn on him. How dare he not stay single so they can keep the status quo of their parasocial relationships?
And all of this "he lied to me/us" ish. Did he though? What did he say? Did he say, "I'm single" at any point in the past 12 months? No, he did not. He said a few soundbites about finding the right relationship but he never said he was single.
"He manipulated me/us." Did he? What did he ask you to do? Tell me, when exactly did he ask you to do anything that you feel "manipulated" into doing?
Chris is just a man. A kind, intelligent, slightly awkward, good-looking man who has fallen into his dream career. Unfortunately, the price of he has to pay for it is his fandom. They expect him to be Mr Perfect 25/8 and never put a toe out of line. I'm fed up of this so-called backlash, of him suddenly being a terrible actor that can't get decent roles, or thinking that he's in some way dumb to not have the career THEY want him to have.
I believe he's in a genuine relationship, he is in love, and he is happy. They do not spend every waking moment working out ways to lie/manipulate/troll the fandom. I really think that half of the issues with these people, especially the letter writers, is that they've never had a healthy romantic relationship with another person.
Urgh. I swore I wouldn't write another essay. Anyway, anon, you are welcome in my inbox at any time. Thank you for your ask.
fanfic really is. like. it really is about the community. it's about the comments. it's about the story you rip directly for your heart and bleed out on your keyboard. it's about the i loved it when you... and the i screamed when you wrote... and the keyboard smashes and the i can't believe you did that!!!! and the i'm suing you for damages like it. this is community. fanfic is literally. an act of community. the greatest act of community in fandom because it comes with such raw, overwhelming vulnerability. whether you're writing kink fic or 100k words of trauma exploration, you're just like. hi hello this is my soul please embrace it and people do. oh my gosh
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEYβVE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT βοΈ
This is SATIRE. I will say it again: this is a parody. It is meant to be humorous because I needed a laugh while staring at the bonfire of my social yesterday.
Dear Mr. Evans,
Itβs been a weekβ¦or whatever. Honestly, Iβm so exhausted by hearing about you experiencing average human life that I donβt know what day it is anymore. How dare you. I have very limited brain power and bad knees, so the number of times Iβve had to get up and walk away from my computer or phone is criminal. Iβm holding you personally responsible because thatβs obviously an accurate assessment of fault in this moment.
I have one, very personal, highly inappropriate thing that I deserve to know about you since you exist for our entertainment.
This question has plagued me for the many years Iβve been a fan desperately trying to avoid knowing fuck-all about your real life because I thought it wasnβt my business. I was clearly wrong, and for that I apologize. Iβll be sure to dial up my crazy in the future.
Sir.
Mr. Evans.
Chris, if I may be so bold.
Did you have a decent and professional waxologist for your work on Captain America: The First Avenger?
I have lain awake at night for a decade worried that someone 40-Year-Old Virgined you, and no one deserves that. This is something I cannot go back to my gremlin hole without knowing, so my life is in your hands now. Donβt fail me.
ANOTHER THING.
Quit saying you arenβt a cat guy, you lying sack of shit!
You probably stare out into nature and watch the fucking birds. You probably get random bursts of energy that annoy the crap out of other people in the room. Tap dancing is the equivalent of making biscuits on someoneβs eardrums and then just jumping away.
You know that Scott is the human equivalent of a catβright down to the contemplation of murder all the time and purposefully scaring the living daylights out of you at every opportunityβand you love that guy.
Youβre a dog and cat guy, bro. Check yourself.
ONE OTHER THING (likely followed by nine other other things that definitely have to do with you).
How the every-loving fuck have you found time to date? Best I can do is work up the energy to text my friend βkill meβ once a week, and you went out there and like tried to make someone like you?!?
Now Iβm even more exhausted.
Look, I know you sold your soul long ago to still be hot and have energy past the age of forty, dickhead. We get it. You survive off the ignorance we shed on your βeducationalβ and βeasy to use,β βnon-partisanβ website that just may make American less shitty again, but I will repeat: how dare you.
I donβt like being reminded Iβm lazy, I donβt like when people tell me something isnβt my businessβexcept donβt ask what my business is because fuck you,βand since I donβt like those things, I shouldnβt ever, ever have to deal with them.
You need to respond to this entirely random and useless commentary about your life from a person you donβt know and will never meet.
And just so you know, I will be waiting for that response because I have nothing better to do with my time or life.
Sincerely,
IDK Some Sad, Dumb Bitch
P.S. Iβm beginning to think that Canadian attack with a mustache photo was well-deserved, but Iβm still so traumatized that that thing grew on your face, I will not be mentioning it. Only in the postscript. Because no one reads the postscript and every opinion I have is 100% valid and accurate.
Evans:
Me:
Iβm reading your mind.Β Please donβt.
respect & consent are their own kind of magic
Part One: It Symbolizes Unity
18+
When you and your boyfriend break down in a small town, you're only expecting to be staying there overnight. But it soon becomes clear to you that there's a lot more to the quaint town and its charming mayor than meets the eye.
Content Warning: Cult Leader!Steve Rogers x Reader, mature themes, eventual dark content, Fiance! JoaquΓn Torres x Reader, mention of sex, slight angst.
dedicated to @forever-aria. happy belated my bby
"I told you this would happen."
JoaquΓn looks at you with a baffled stare. "You told me my back left tyre would rip open on a fucking spike in the middle of the road?" He asks with narrow eyes.
"I told you we'd miss the wedding if we drove instead of taking a damn flight!" You retort with irritation dripping from your tongue. "It would've been so much easier."
"And a lot more expensive," He huffs, slamming the door shut as he slumps down in his seat.
"My dad could've-"
"Don't even fucking go there, Y/N," JoaquΓn cuts you off coldly, glaring at his steering wheel. "I'm sick of that man paying for our shit and holding it over my head afterwards."
"That man?" You repeat with a scoff. "That man is my father, Jay, it's not that big of a deal if he helps out his daughter with a few payments. His daughter who's about to get married."
"We've been engaged for three years; that ain't a viable excuse anymore," He argues.
Sighing, you undo your seatbelt and look out into the cold, dark night. "There's no point fighting about this now. We need to figure out what we're gonna do," You decide calmly.
Swallowing his anger, JoaquΓn nods and replies, "Well, Internet's been out since we entered this backwater town, so I'm gonna have to ask a local where the nearest mechanic is."
Caught with a flat, well, how bout that...
And there's a house, with a few lights on still..
Yes Y/N, just ignore all your bad feelings and totally give into the charismatic cult leader, who may just be banging ALL the wives in town...
But who could blame them??
KINNY!!!! You've started another fire within me!!!
I literally cannot wait to see where this goes!!!
Chris and his iphone 6s behind the scene of RSDR
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