I totally didn't forget it was Portal 2's birthday. Have the best bag of confetti I've got.
unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core
ITS PORTAL 2 DAY BABY!!!!
Can I send in a core idea based on a ship?
sure thing! we'd be happy to hear what you've got in mind!
-mod kk
one thing i think is really funny about the portal games is how easy it is to make ocs
because
there are absolutely NO limits to what a personality core can be. the scientists would canonically slap anything on GLaDOS regardless of whether it made sense that it would control her, so like we got a core that’s JUST a rabid raccoon in a ball in the first game, and in the second game we got indiana jones but Worse, and that’s probably not even the wildest dichotomy that exists in terms of the personality cores
what i’m saying is go wild. make the core you want to see in the world. catboy core? yea. sure. park ranger core? that works! core of trans your gender? absolutely.
Happy 9th Birthday Portal 2! (19/04/2020)
Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine. Yes, you! Box. your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye!
is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself
is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself
😭😭😭😭
Let us know what core you get!
Pale King Core (You make your own comment)
(The mod isn’t quite sure what you mean, so one quick tumblr search later-)
The Pale King Core holds court over a small set of chambers that are absolutely clean, and somehow the brightest place in the entire facility. It’s as though they’ve harnessed the sun especially for the skylights that bring light to the entire chamber and everywhere in a half-mile radius. And where did they get all this marble? -mod kk
RADIANCE core, some idiot put the hell moth in a ball
I think that this poor core would be absolutely swarmed by all the insects and moths living in the upper levels of Aperture. Or that they would feel very at home in a greenhouse. Thank you for your submission!
-mod kk
Portal - Meet The Cores 3 is now up! ;)
Null Core
A paranoid core that tends to just mumble "...nope...nope...nadah...nope..." and not do anything. However, he does tend to slowly roll towards other cores, people, and animals, and get in their way. When actually talked to, he tends to talk about how he doesnt like change, and how the Beatles were a good band.
Autumn Core
Really pessimistic, talks about how a lot of things are inevitable. However, she gets really excited anytime she sees any parts of the aperture building fall down. In fact, she's amassed a pile of "leaves" (ceiling and wall panels) that she tends to sit in. Is happy to talk about painting.
The intoxication core. Some scientist was probably screwing around and thought it would be hilarious to attach something to Glados that simulated the right stuff to make her act drunk (and was probably promptly fired and charged for all consequent damages upon testing it out).
GLaDOS, while having the core attached changed all of the lights in the testing rooms into strobe lights. Also made a few chambers constantly rotate, killing a few test subjects in the process
-Mod Potato
Kill the bots core. It's created by amigos with imagination and a hatred for the bots.
thank you amigos. you truly are the saviors of this blue hellsite
-mod kk
Dark New Core Idea
porn bot core. the core behind the fucking porn bot epidemic. has too much time on his hands.
James Bond Core, enough said
Always answers with a one-liner. Always introduces itself as “Bond…James Bond. Core.” Enjoys things shaken, even if they’re not for drinking.
-mod kk