failed my bechdel test AND my prostate exam 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #finalsweek

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

five years ago, louis was debating whether he should quit music or not.

today, he’s just finished his first highly successful world tour, with another upcoming to celebrate his second album, which ranked #1 in the uk—casually dethroning bruce springsteen—and top 5 in the us. there have been countless obstacles thrown in his path, but he’s overcome every single one and never let them crush his spirit. as a result, he’s in a place where he’s happy and confident in himself and his craft. this is a well-earned, well-deserved victory, and i hope he’s bathing in it (arm out of the water.)

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

THE FRIENDS WE MAKE THE LOVE IT TAKES IS WORTH THE PAIN THE FRIENDS WE MAKE THE LOVE IT TAKES ITS WORTH ITS WORTH IT ALL THIS TIME

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

finally harry and obama can be together again :)

and here’s to never having to think about olivia wilde ever again

jason sudeikis was almost a victim of vehicular manslaughter for nothing

can’t believe louis topping the uk charts made holivia break up <3

harry right now

Stuntless Latin America leg is all I could’ve ask for

This was a good fandom week 🥰

THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT FANDOM WEEK 🥳