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Ravenclaw: wow you have such a pretty name

Slytherin: if you like that you wait till you hear my phone number

Shit Slytherins Say: #140

Revenge is beneath me.

Accidents however… will happen.

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my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

Hollywood is going to have to start putting a “No women were assaulted during the making of this movie” disclaimer at the end of their movies.

One thing i really like about Ginny is that she’s both a mega Quidditch jock and still pretty feminine without either excluding each other. She could both knock you off with a Quaffle and rock pretty dresses and have pink bedroom walls decorated with band posters. She destroys pesky gender roles and stereotypes so effortlessly and i love her.

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

@w-redloh-nope

I thought I was alone who knew about this song holy piss.

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

REBLOG PEOPLE

LETS HELP OUT AND GIVE THIS POOR SOUL A DOG PEOPLE

Help this person

Please reblog for the future owner of a cute dog!!

No matter how great your post was, someone will always repost it six months later and get more karma than you got.

Spinning in circles as a kid is equivalent of drinking as an adult. Spin around a few times and you feel a little loose and tickled, but after one too many spins your left on the ground with the whole world spinning, praying that you don’t puke.

Slytherin at Halloween

Inktober day 14: Halloween 1976

(Requested by @robinplume: something with Remus and chocolate.)

Friendly reminder that the Death Eaters had a seating chart. 

Like, they all had specific spots in the circle and when some of them were missing they left spaces for those people because they knew exactly where their spots were. 

Just imagine Voldemort pouring over that thing like “Dammit. I can’t put Alecto next to Crabbe or she’ll spend the whole time staring at his biceps… And speaking of Crabbe, he and Goyle really should be next to each other, so that they can help each other follow everything. And maybe I’ll put Nott next to them just in case. Nott’s patient enough with them… And Black is dead so I can just put Avery’s boy in that spot. Should I give away traitors’ spots? That seems like bad luck. Maybe I should just close the ranks there and open up a new spot… Hm… Rodolphus and Bella have been next to each other in the circle for years, but they’re getting married. Should I separate married Death Eaters? No, Rod and Bella will be fine. But if I keep them together, does that mean I have to keep all married couples together? No. I never said that I’d be fair with them. But Rabastan! I can’t put Rabastan next to Barty or they’ll never stop talking…”

Imagine Voldy keeping a paper-copy of the circle in his pocket and studying it before meetings because everyone’s going to be wearing a mask and he can’t risk forgetting someone’s name or mixing two people up. 

I just… Death Eater seating chart.