would you guys still love me if i fell in love with a book series about the napoleonic wars? be honest (stephen & jack from the aubrey-maturin series)

jack: i was degraded for being horny, not for being bad at my job

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

stephen maturin freaky guy of all time

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

good morning age of sail tumblr and happy

APRIL 1805

NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE

ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

what my notifs look like currently

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Had to pause this like 10 seconds in to do a lap

i am once again thinking about the "missing" scene from Les Miserables (1978) wherein Jean Valjean escapes from a coffin...I've seen gif sets of it, and the gist is that two versions of the movie exists-the theatrical cut and the tv cut. and one one of those is fully 20 minutes longer. and i've never been able to find the full version, literally anywhere online.

wait what????? There’s a secret extended edition of 78???? With the coffin heist!!

Can anyone else confirm??!

I swear to GOD this is real I’m not trying to spread misinformation I saw gif set of the scene on tumblr so long ago and I’ve done a lot of research into this….someone just needs to cough up the full version

hold up even better....someone uploaded the extended version of the move in pieces. this one contains the coffin scene:

I dug around on archive.org using that video url and pieced together the unlisted videos into a playlist:

OH. MY. GOD.

“Lettuce loves technology!” 2006

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024

FRENCH GAUZE GOWN with TIPPET, 1828

Cinnabar silk gauze having short, puffed satin sleeve with scalloped gauze ruffles trimmed in satin rouleaux, satin waistband, full skirt decorated with bands of rouleaux and satin-trimmed gauze bows, padded hem.

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.