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imagine if instead of kpop it was rpop and it's from russia and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Я какала в штаны" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ivonovativich looks so CUTE"

this gif looks exactly how it feels when you’re wine drunk and trying to hide it

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

Photostudy ✨

#relatable

These days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you’re flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I’ve got a cape and lasers.

best team no contest

Everything is Bucky Barnes and nothing hurts _(」∠ ､ﾝ､)_

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We Have Always Lived in the Castle, dir. Stacie Passon // 2018

thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly

thor: good morning idiots

tony: you know idiot isn’t like.. something you just walk in and call people

thor: it’s a term of endearment on asgard, rat man

haters: captain marvel was useless in endgame reality: captain marvel allowing endgame to happen and the world to be saved by saving tony (▰˘v˘▰)