Robot fucker

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

All overwatch discourse is cancelled blizzard doesn’t even know what their own fucking story is so all of us trying to determine which characters are Problematic are playing a fools game. no gods no masters here boys

torbjorn fucked my wife

my apologies. I’m writing up the callout post for all torbjorn apologists as we speak

what no i never said it was a bad thing

im gettin real sick of this fucking hot garbage so y’all are gonna get a big ol bile post that I highly encourage you to read because it’s valuable life advice

This is not a vague post, as this has happened with so many people over the course of my 22 years of surviving on this planet and I have seen it tear relationships apart to the point where it genuinely upsets me just thinking about it.

I’m a child of divorced parents. This happened 4 years ago and it currently moved me here to North Carolina. I lived in Wisconsin previously. That is a pretty big move and I dropped all my friends and family to move here. 

My parents had been married for 25 years and in that long engagement they went from a loving couple to absolutely loathing each other. And while time apart has mellowed them out they still do not like talking to each other as far as I’m aware. 

I bring all this up because the reason my parents divorced was mostly because of a lack of communication. They never really talked about stuff that was going on, stuff that needed to be taken care of, and as a result there were multiple misunderstandings and drastic things occurred, including my mom falling into alcoholism. Shit was fucked.

Moving on, this lack of communication persisted beyond that. My dad is an exceptionally thick guy and he has a hard time relaying information. I literally found out he started dating again when he asked me if I could watch his gf’s dog (And he’s a good boy so I guess that worked out anyway)

and my mom, while she has made leaps and bounds, is still not exceptionally great at it either. Last year at christmas she started gossiping with my grandma about dad in front of us kids, and while we’re all adults in our twenties, I feel its highly inappropriate to discuss stuff like that in front of us. So I called her out and asked her to elaborate, she refused saying it wasnt our place to know, to which I replied “then dont fuckin talk about it in front of us.”

This is a problem that has persisted throughout my life externally and internally, as y’all know, I’m diagnosed aspergers, although I’m pretty sure I’m full on autistic. Not in a joking way either, I do legit believe I have autism. Because it explains a lot of my mannerisms as a child and my difficulty trying to talk and understand people today. 

I’ve had a majority of my friends get upset with me or boil over in anger at me because they didnt explain stuff I did was frustrating or angering them. I’m not diverting the blame from myself, if I did something that was bad, I should be held accountable. The problem is, I don’t KNOW what I did that was bad, and instead of talking about it (Like adults) people are under the assumption that I should actively know what I did wrong the second I do it. 

Which doesnt make a lick of sense to me because if I knew it was wrong I wouldnt have done it. So If I do it how would I know its wrong?

This is a problem thats been driving me crazy. I’m a personable guy who wears his emotions on his sleeves and likes getting to know people, flirt with my cute friends a bit, etc. I do a lot of weird shit but its never out of malice or sexual desire. I don’t actively HATE many people (I say hate but what i usually mean is annoyed or angered, like in the case of my co workers) and I’m honestly not to interested in romantics. The thing is this type of extroverted honest personality isnt somethign a lot of people like.

And thats totally ok. I dont expect everyone to like me or how i talk or do things. Im totally fine with that. The problem I have is that a lot of people dont draw the line or say anything until they start getting super uncomfortable or angry.

And again, I’m not shifting the blame from myself, but I feel as though its only reasonable to share it when this all could have been avoided if I was told to stop saying X or Y. I have a hard time picking up on social cues, as do a lot of other people, so there are times when I legitimately have no idea if im making someone uncomfortable.

And like, im not gonna keep persisting when someone says no to me. Unless youre a close friend and I feel like giving you shit, but if youre an acquaintance or whatever I do stop when I’m told to. The only thing I do after that is try to be cheeky and be like “remember when I did that dumb thing haha”

which is usually a defense mechanism but regardless.

Its just so infuriating because a lot of people misunderstand what I’m saying to them and I would have been more than happy to clarify if they just fucking asked me to. A lot of people jump to conclusions or act outright rude to me for whever I say something when all that needed to be done was just to communicate with me.

TL;DR talk shit out. If someone’s makin you uncomf. Tell them. Figure out boundaries. talk about problems openly. Tell people when you need space. Dont make it a fucking guessing game or its gonna get worse, stupid.

As someone diagnosed with Asperger’s, I can safely say that this is probably the most relatable posts I’ve seen in ages. I have trouble communicating with others because of it, and it’s fair to say that I don’t understand the body language their using when their feeling something. The problem is, they think I understand what body language they’re using. This often ends in friends hating me because I didn’t understand what they were doing, which happened especially to one of my best friends a few years ago, when I couldn’t tell that he was annoyed by a joke I was making. Even when I tried telling him I didn’t understand his body language, he didn’t believe me & would just death glare at me whenever I said hi. It also makes dating extremely difficult, as I say the wrong thing to someone, and I never get a response back from what I did wrong. Because they don’t tell me, I never learn and I keep making the same mistakes.

I’m not shifting the blame completely on others, as I’m the one making the mistakes & I acknowledge that, but I kinda wish people knew that I don’t understand body language. I also had parents that divorced due to lack of communication, and ever since the breakup, my parents have never talked to each other for more than 8 years. Without more communication from another source that is my father, I’m stuck with people who think I’m some weird extrovert or people who hate me because I unknowingly did something wrong & they’ve got an eternal grudge against me afterwards.

I know I’m just complaining about how people don’t understand me & that subject matter is the most cliche’d thing you could write about on Tumblr, but having people understand me more is something I do want, because the Asperger’s is affecting my social life greatly & it leads to an expanding sadness within me, which is very unhealthy. Overall, I’m a little happy that someone feels the same way I do, ‘cause it makes me feel like I’m not some weird outcast & there are people like me. I can’t say I 100% understand all the things you’re going through, but I can say it’s extremely relatable to my current life/situation. Thanks Nolan

well said but I honestly dont believe that not understanding body language is solely an autism thing

Like people who think you should instantly know whats wrong because you scratched your nose and blinked once and then did the hokey pokey is fucking stupid

its always better to assume no one knows what youre feeling so you should explain it 

always

if you imagine a salt shaker and shake it in your mouth you’ll actually taste it

none of you are “dissecting” other personalities within seconds without being jarringly inaccurate in your conclusions and HEAVILY projecting your own insecurities, emotions, life experiences, and cognitions on other people 

i’m sure very few of you know what transference and countertransference are and what defense mechanisms are but i definitely encourage you to like… read up on your psychology 101 

can we all collectively agree to work on a basic understanding of colour theory before making flag design proposals

FUCK you also here is my flag proposal for gays who dont know or want to know color theory