This Barbie is multi-talented (and a little unhinged)

Have you guys seen the new Barbie movie yet? And more importantly, do you think Gerard has? 🤭

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

obsessed with Her.

if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out

eepy little spiders

I enjoy all the headcanons of Ballister and Ambrosius becoming Nimona's dad's, because it ignores that she's actually at least a thousand years old. Just two gay men trying to father an eldritch being that's literally older than the hills

A thousand year old disaster kid is still a disaster kid.... with a lot of practice being a disaster kid.

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

4 the whole crew bc i think its rlly cute when ppl help make battlejackets for their friends 🤝

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"

I am literally throwing you into a volcano

Forever talking about richarlyson on the flow podcast

TRANSLATION: "can i send a kiss? I want to give a kiss to my son, richarlyson, his turning 2 months old, my son on my little telenovela, his an egg, his a egg, literally a egg, egg format but he has little legs, he wears a brazilian Jersey, his a pertubed brat, terrorist, CRAZY, i love you richarlyson, congratulations happy birthday son, daddy loves you, dad is away but his thinking about you"

Below the poll is a series of animal images labeled A through J. A is the least close to the birds we have today; J is the closest. If you encountered these animals in the wild, which would you call birds? If you pick a higher up option, then that means you consider all the below ones birds as well - so if you pick A, then BCDEFGHIJ are all birds. If you pick J, only J is a bird.

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PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO IT CAN LEAVE PALAEOBLR. I NEED PEOPLE WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE THESE ANIMALS ON SIGHT TO VOTE.

I apologize to all of y'all with vision impairments for whom this poll is inaccessible. Alas, this is an experiment, and I cannot name the taxa. Thank you.

All alt text includes artist attribution; I did not make these pictures myself.

steven universe fans sucked but none of yall get it. we were suffering, im so sorry we lashed out. it was the sigh of the opressed

they made us wait 5 months for an episode about how a character called mr smiley had a friend named mr frowny

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K.