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you’re fucking vile.

@komoii / komoii.tumblr.com

no more.
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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

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erinthebrave

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

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toadstoolpal

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

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skzloona

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

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doctorguilty

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

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bogleech

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

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kelogsloops

My take on the #SailorMoonRedraw challenge! I was a bit conflicted whether to draw her more in her classic anime/cute style, or whether to try something more realistic. Lotta pressure on myself, but hopefully I’ve done the iconic character justice! Even though I’m a whole year late, I HAD to do the challenge and draw her as she was such a pivotal character in my art journey – she was the very first thing I learned to draw when I was a kid! If it wasn’t for my sister teaching me how to draw her in those ‘How to Draw Manga in 5 Steps’ I might never have gotten to where I am today. So to my sister Kim, and to Usagi Tsukino, thank you! 👊🏼

Watch the painting process for this piece here: https://youtu.be/XMZD_1oxvGM

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roseyboy
British Library digitised image from page 34 of “Fairy Mary’s Dream. By A. F. L. With illustrations by the Author” (1870)
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‘beauty with pink veil’ - jean laurent-challié (1858-1904)

jean laurent-challié was one of the first female artists to work in a studio, and her series of paintings explored the beauty of women through the female gaze.

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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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