Artwork by PaintDust

The Spamton Novelty Fishing Lure

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Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

shadow is real i saw him

crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

no no hear them out

L,like this??

actually you know what. put your thoughts on archie sonic in the tags and reblog this with an explanation on why you like/dislike it. this is for science and i might argue with you if you say you dont like it