• ❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜
• ❛ You mock my pain. ❜
• ❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜
• ❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜
• ❛ We’ll never survive. ❜
• ❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜
• ❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜
• ❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜
• ❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜
• ❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜
• ❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜
• ❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜
• ❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
• ❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜
• ❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜
• ❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜
• ❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜
• ❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜
• ❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜
• ❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜
• ❛ I’ve seen worse. ❜
• ❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜
• ❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜
• ❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜
• ❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜
• ❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜
• ❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜
• ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜
• ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜
• ❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜
• ❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜
• ❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜
• ❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜
• ❛ You killed my love. ❜
• ❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜
• ❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜
• ❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜
• ❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜
• ❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜
• ❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜
• ❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜
• ❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜
• ❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜
• ❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜
• ❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜
• ❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜
• ❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜
• ❛ I died that day! ❜
• ❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜
• ❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜
• ❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜
• ❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜
• ❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜
• ❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜
• ❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜
• ❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜
• ❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜
• ❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜
• ❛ I will never love again. ❜
• ❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜
• ❛ I’d rather eat lint! ❜
• ❛ As you wish. ❜
• ❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜
• ❛ I can cope with torture. ❜
• ❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜
• ❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜
• ❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜
• ❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜
• ❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜
• ❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜
• ❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜
• ❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜
• ❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜

What matters is the part we choose to act on.