You don’t have to love your body

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

This is a game changer. 

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

there is a not scene in this world more romantic than mr. darcy kissing elizabeth’s face and calling her mrs. darcy over and over again after she tells him he can only call her that when he’s ‘completely and perfectly and incandescently happy’ fight me on this you can’t get any better than that

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

the ecstasy of nobody knowing where you are

this clip from episode 21 has been making me laugh for the last ten minutes asihdkash. the audio suddenly cutting out, the slow head turn, the noise at the end akjhfkdsjh

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

this gif looks exactly how it feels when you’re wine drunk and trying to hide it

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

What did you do op?

Everyone needs this kind of support in a relationship.

HES PUTTING UP FROG AND TOAD™️ STUFFED ANIMALS HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED

Come back with a warrant

I love my dog and I love having a dog and I’m never loving dog-free again. HOWEVER, only cat owners experience the pure, altruistic love for a total asshole. The radiant joy of a cat person telling you about the disgusting demon cat that they clearly love is how God feels about us.

The last sentence is a winner.

We’ve heard so much about this… romance on set. This bromance, if you will.

I don’t care about marvel shit but what the FUCK is going on with spider twink and brokeback mountain what fucking reality is this

Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost

I also follow back similar!!!

[id: Photo of a front yard with many diverse types of greenery, including bushes and grasses of various kinds; label says “THIS is sexy.” Then another photo next to the first one, showing a front yard with perfectly manicured short green grass; label says “This is not.” Photo below the previous two shows another yard with a few different types of grass, with short grass forming a path through taller varieties; text says “Real lawns have native biodiversity.” End id.]

When Anaïs Nin said “I don’t want worship. I want understanding,” and when George Orwell said “Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood,” and when Marina Tsvetaeva said “In my early childhood, for as long as I can remember, I thought that I wanted to be loved. Now I know and tell everyone: I don’t need love, I need understanding.”

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

me, driving down the road obeying all traffic laws also me, simultaneously in my head, explaining to a nonexistent cop who didn’t pull me over how I was obeying all traffic laws.