i want to believe

I feel like there has to be some kind of botany joke in the similarity between the words “areoles” and “areolas”

I mean this is literally a cactus that exists so (that’s Montrose Myrtilocactus geometrizans)

Also there’s an entire genus of popular cacti, Mammillaria whose name legit means “nipple”

Also after brief googling, it seems the words are related, areole coming from areola. The areole is actually the little bud that cacti spines sprout from. Botanists have been looking at cacti for centuries and going “ah… a titty”

me, a 1800s botanist: *is first to name a beautiful result of evolution that has been evolving for longer than my brain can feasibly imagine*

me: look like titty..name titty bush

i love this scene because josh casually called her out on her ignorance and didn’t coddle her afterwards when she tried to play victim. all while eating pickles out of a jar.

He fucking loves her.

owls and aliens, what do they have in common 

Your true potential, your redemption, lies before you. Let go of your shattered form, and embrace the Lights power.

“You’re my one in five billion.”

Queen of Autumn Leaves and Green Phantom King

The parts conflict each other

but do not undo the whole.

Who am I? What is my goal?

Synchronized swimming (by Andrey Sidorov)