hnnnnn

(welcome to) our valentine’s club

Internets over

Archiving is meaningless

nothing is set in stone

Youtube will always delete that 1 TV commercial from the 90s you really liked

Let it all burn

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

Wanna smack Wario Titty? Click here!

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

lit af

she was gettin it

girl: hey peetio, why don’t ya drop in tonight? *eyes move in and out of body* i dig watching you, watching me dance

peter: *eyes and mouth begin demonically movong in and out of face* know what, i think i will!

music: brdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdb

girl: *manically flails arms and does the twist*

I turned on the audio after reading the description and now I’m satisfied

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

of you to assume I can make a funny font joke

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

this is like how a dream feels

you either have heart palpitations or gay thoughts

plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach

plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit

vee PLEASE go to sleep

medieval thot getting hired as a plague doctor cuz he could read n all his family lived until 35

i read it for the articles 

:O!