hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

fuck fanfiction, i love fanscience

twenty minute conversation at work trying to figure out if a two-hearted person could live with just one heart and also dovetailing into how the hell mermaids work anyway

This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKR’s incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people

1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao

Fuck my life

This is going to hurt more than what I was expecting

Is it weird I want He Tian to do the disappearing soon because I want to read them reuniting after years 🥺

Not weird at all

Chibi He Cheng and Qiu by Old Xian

I have found the reason of my existence, the meaning of everything and the cure of my depression just by looking at him

Obsessed with Mo Guan Shan and his sandwich plushie 🥪

In He Tian’s Pajamas

Wait. I need to go back and find that christmas special where Zhengxi carries Jian Yi to bed. Does he say that he “made the bed”? Did he change the sheets? I wish I could read it in the original language so none of the nuances get lost, because there’s so much coded storytelling going on with ZhanYi, and this is one of the scenes where OX might be saying something obliquely, the way they so often do with these two… And there was already the prelude with the red socks (traditional wedding gift from a bride), so this is sort of a rather pointed nod to the marriage bed (which gets made up special with red sheets), and well…

You’re gonna make me go to the rabbit hole again, I just managed to get out and now I want to get back in

Old Xian for fans

Ok it’s story time, in March of 2010 a kid went missing in Mexico her name was Paulette Gebara Farah, they found her 9 days later after an “intense” search, in her bedroom between the bed frame and the wall, she was dead, people did notice but they didn’t called the police right away, she was killed and nobody paid for the crime

Chinese fans got to meet Old Xian today and get a signed copy of the new art book.

Here's some pictures posted to Weibo:

More pictures

Don't Touch My Stuff

Doing that thing where I publish books again. <3

Don't Touch My Stuff is a steamy contemporary romances about neighbors falling in love with a healthy dose of external conflict, danger, and hurt comfort.

Smashwords.

Amazon.

<3

AHHHHH!!!!! So excited!!!

Grabbing this the instant it gets on Kobo, and adding it to the list of future purchases on Amazon!! (Gotta keep that physical copy collection up to date 😁)

Miss Piggy On Beauty

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

👹 WATS THIS 👹

It's this 😅

This is how OX is saving the misery of this world one drawing at a time