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Hey everyone! I need your help to make something awesome happen!

My friend Nuvokx has been nominated for a Twitch Streamer Award. Voting is open, and every single vote counts.

They deserve this recognition!

Just head over to the link below (its a Google Doc) and look for Nuvokx under “Best 'NEW' RBG Streamer

Help my friend yall. Idc if you click randomness die the other answers!

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Hey everyone! I need your help to make something awesome happen!

My friend Nuvokx has been nominated for a Twitch Streamer Award. Voting is open, and every single vote counts.

They deserve this recognition!

Just head over to the link below (its a Google Doc) and look for Nuvokx under “Best 'NEW' RBG Streamer

This is my dear friend yall!

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So my not-boyfriend/roomate streams on twitch. (Shameless plug btw NuvokX) but he’s saying “Four Sets!”

Idk why but I handed him forceps. He took them and said thank you lol.

Check him out if you wanna see us being stupid. We also have two cats

We are currently being The Stupid. Ask him about his awesome roommate.

NuvokX on twitch

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

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So my not-boyfriend/roomate streams on twitch. (Shameless plug btw NuvokX) but he’s saying “Four Sets!”

Idk why but I handed him forceps. He took them and said thank you lol.

Check him out if you wanna see us being stupid. We also have two cats

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I’ve been grumpy all day and then mom said: “you’re growing tiny lungs, to give them cancer, to cure their cancer. I think you should be more excited.”

So I guess now I’m excited

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