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I am a Shadow.

@skylarkphantomemperor / skylarkphantomemperor.tumblr.com

ReisiAo. INTJ. Writer. Likes anime and has too many fandoms to count. Also likes reading, writing, basketball and everything blue. Say hello to my life and watch me defy destiny.
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omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

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mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

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evilkitten3

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

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Title: Calling Card Rating: Teen and Up Warnings: mentions of murder (just like, the word, nothing too graphic) Summary: Noctis, the police comissioner's son, is the police detective in-charge of robbery and theft cases in Insomnia. His track record was almost spotless, save for the one thief that keeps evading him: Quicksilver, resident gentleman thief of Insomnia.A new case drops to Noctis' hands and everything seems to point at Quicksilver. But the thing is, Noctis knows what lines the gentleman thief can cross and murder isn't one of them. Is it? (Originally written for the Lucian Nights: FFXV Film Noir Zine, https://twitter.com/luciannights )

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The Heart Doesn’t Lie

A late present for @gabyelle ♡^▽^♡. I hope you like the fic that I made for you. I can’t believe I went over 2000 words XD. I had fun making this. Please enjoy to your heart’s content.ヾ(_ _。)

Summary: Lance must be dreaming. He rubbed his eyes twice and pinched himself so hard that he almost burst into tears, because there was no way this is happening for real.There’s a floating heart right in front of him and that’s not even the weird part. Said heart had eyes, a pair of tiny arms and was grinning at him. “Hey there, Lance!” it said to him.

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lio-a

i thought i could let my heart take a break (from all the recent bokuaka chapters) but no furudate had to bless us with this

and ok honestly every single square inch of this drawing is PURE GOLD. and if u dont think so let me break it down for u

first we hve BOKUTO and USHIWAKA ARM WRESTLING. Top 5 ace vs top 3 ace. Arm wrestling. this is the content i live for. also just LOOK at hinata being the cutest referee ever.

tanaka and noya psyching asahi, who is most probably the next sacrifice contender. (also i thought asahi would have been scared shitless but look at him!!!!) also why does noya look so cute

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my dateko bois training for their turn. also futakuchi not giving a shit lmao and just eating his mandarin orange while he watches the entire spectacle

petty oikawa trying to steal kageyama’s noodle (??? ok i tried to search what this is but came up short if anyone knows please tell me) and look at oikawa’s evil smug look. also iwaizumi is the arm wrestling CHAMPION, iwaizumi has the strongest arms confirmed. this is not a drill. this is canon. this is furudate speaking

kuroo being the only smart one knowing that his arm is gonna get ripped off in this match LMAO. look at yamamoto and kuroo trying to push the responsibility onto each other. meanwhile yaku is error 404 not found. (also kuroo slurring his words is literally. the cutest thing ever. aahh my nekoma heart)

tendou being a totally supportive boyfriend defending his ace. ushiten shippers rise

guess WHO ELSE is a supportive boyfriend and completely enamoured with their team’s ace?? thats right. none other than our resident disaster gay akaashi. look at akaashi being all defensive. “oH yEAH? u tryna doubt our ace?? the love of my life?? my STAR?? nOT TODAY BITCH” (be still my bokuaka heart.) 

/inserts justin bieber “so blessed. so moved. so grateful. can’t believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you” tweet

preach <3

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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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