Hyper Fixations

*taps microphone* gambit in a crop top with long hair in a ponytail 😍

LOOK AT HIM PLEASE

go get him ozzie

i think they would be friends

He has scary dog privileges

"I'm just sorry I... couldn't be there."

oops aftermath

Shoutout to these goofy, depressed Hell Dads who are just trying their best-

And who love their daughters...

"How can Fizz remain so calm when Asmodeus is made of fire? 😱 He should be freaking out! Fire traumatized him!"

Hey. Have you ever considered. That's the entire point? We're supposed to think "Wowza! Look how much Fizzarolli trusts him! They must love each other a whole lot!"

Therapist: Oh, you definitely have daddy issues

Me: no, I don't

Also, me hours later realizing all my favorite fictional characters are older man....

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

Do you know that one meme about gorgeous bride Cadence and ugly ass groom Shining Armour from MLP?

I feel like with Astarion it'd be gorgeous groom and ugly ass bride/groom/partner Tav. 😭 He's just beautiful in any clothes. And, to be honest, if my Tav or me was standing next to him, it'd easy to say who's who ⚰️

The pale elf brainrot is still strong and brainrotting 😔✌️

I love him so much

You alr know who I’m gonna say