i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

you can identify the rank and class of a plague doctor based on their uniform Owl- specialise in mass-curse control and magical diseases Crow- traditional doctors, are trained to treat large amounts of patients at once Eagle- royal physicians, good at long-term treatment Vulture- quarantine enforcers 

Ooooo, nice, I dig it

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

He cannot be contained

he’s become too powerful

He cannot be contained

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

is that sonic or pikachu

Please value your innocence

Capitalism? Cap-a-fucking-piece-of-dogshit!! Free market?? How about free fucking housing?! What a shit load of fuck