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one would hope!

ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

They didn’t make it

rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let's do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding

POV it's 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department

In Luigi's Mansion, chests are programmed to be able to hold up to 255 different money objects, though the game never puts this many objects in any chest. The footage shows what a chest with a maximum amount of content would look like when opened.

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its the lunch period and you got to the cafeteria late. where are you sitting. you cannot kill yourself

these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

@puzzled-artist made me think about short-hair Azura, I mean it would be sad if she loses her amazing long beautiful hair but… imagine…

some guys idk

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

people forget but you used to be able to get a little beastie crawling on your screen like this:

whaten hell happened

big big fan of reblogging this because my notes look like this

its official. pelagic thresher sharks are the most absurd little miserable creechures i have ever seen

i love it

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site