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Capricious Malevolence

@titaniumvulpes / titaniumvulpes.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Tobi. Disabled queer etc. Author and artist. He/him. Commissions open.
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Hello! I have a new way to commission me! It's quite a bit quicker than the old Google Forms, and hopefully quite a bit simpler as well. I even have membership benefits, like access to raw files and WIPs. Right now I'm offering the classic Beanheads, as well as sketches, flats, and full colour images, and my new bespoke digital bird greeting cards. Character sheet options coming soon! Come check it out if you're interested!

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Hello! I have a new way to commission me! It's quite a bit quicker than the old Google Forms, and hopefully quite a bit simpler as well. I even have membership benefits, like access to raw files and WIPs. Right now I'm offering the classic Beanheads, as well as sketches, flats, and full colour images, and my new bespoke digital bird greeting cards. Character sheet options coming soon! Come check it out if you're interested!

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chickadooz

You know the rules, and luckily so do I. If you're seeing this, it means I'm having a flash sale in my shops. I won't bore you with fluff. Check out my Ko-fi for photo digital download bundles or INPRNT for prints of photos.

KO-FI ► Use code DOOZSPRING or this link (25% off)

INPRNT ► Use code AOSJGX when buying from my shop (15% off) (note that sitewide sales overwrite this % but you'll still get +5% off)

The sales last from now through Wednesday (May 8th).

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greelin

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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fattributes

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

Hey everyone, MSG is a valid culinary ingredient. It’s literally salt. Stop sending me racist messages.

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thealogie
Anonymous asked:

Can you please elaborate on the Stephen Colbert RPF thing. This is a judgment free zone I’m just deathly curious

Ah yes well you see Stephen Colbert used to play a parody of a Fox News pundit on a show called The Colbert Report (American news satire program popular in the late 00s/early 10s). The character was explicitly a closeted gay man who was driven to conservatism due to his own insecurity/internalized homophobia. He had a homoerotic relationship with Jon Stewart whom he pretended to hate but had several romantic moments with.

When their shows ended they wrote a soft epilogue for their fictionalized selves where they retire to a cabin in the woods together and it’s implied they’re married now. The most beautiful self-written rpf of all time.

It was a beautiful slow burn self-written rpf that unfolded over, like, 10 years they worked together? It started as a joke but ended up being a genuine canon part of the fictionalized Stephen Colbert? I’m not joking.

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We’ve literally lost such a fundamental part of our culture the day someone comes into my ask to be like “what would Stephen Colbert rpf even conceivably be about?”

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