Shitty Talking Swords:
A list of swords, all of which can speak, but that you probably shouldn’t listen to
- A sword that gives bad advice
- One that only says “fuck,” and never at the right moment
- A sword that makes bad puns
- A sword that screams nonstop, even when sheathed
- One that makes dick jokes and other innuendos, and always at the wrong time
- A sword that is sentient and intelligent, but has nothing to say
- A sword that was enchanted to repeat ads
- One that will talk to everyone except its wielder
- A sentient sword that makes you sit through a recitation of all its past wielders and battles every time you draw it
- A sword that speaks in hashtags
- One that only speaks in rhymed iambic tetrameter
- A psychic sword that senses what languages everyone present speaks and will only speak in a language no one knows
- A sword that criticizes your fighting technique during battle
- A sword that thinks it’s a living being
- A sword that’s uncomfortably aggressive
@shittydndideas Uhhh this is just Excalibur from Soul Eater.