I lay myself face down and end my turn.
working cringe hours at my fail job
me: *runs into the pet store and immediately gravitates toward the rodent aisle* though nature might be cruel to you and humans even crueler, i will always see you as the light in my life
the guinea pig in the tank staring back at me:
jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people
american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?
Grrrrrrrrrr…..
Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot
i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated M
reeses penis FUCKer cups
say it with donuts 🍩 (lil mbmbam animation!)
aint this how we got protestantism
INDULGENCES...
2!!!
it’s too early for this
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me and the boys, felsírtam
tegnapról
Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III
#Team Existential Crisis
if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind
huh well i wasn’t wasn’t expecting for the joker to reply to my post…
I- what?