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Fynn | 19 | they/them | student | artist
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“How to Art?”

“Hey man that’s not bad!”

“It’s not that great!”

“No it’s good man!”

“Maybe though, add some shading around where the head shadows the neck.”

“Make sure you it’s obvious where the light source is coming from.”

“It will help give the drawing more volume and depth.”

“Whoa! You’re really good at art, man!”

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xxtc-96xx

The importance of constructive criticism and not just being a turd to someone

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asterosian

How many times will Lady Gaga come out as bi before people stop shoving her back in the closet

Lady Gaga: *writes multiple songs about being attracted to women, along with songs about being attracted to men, one song even being about being with a man while fantasizing about a woman, another is literally titled Born This Way*

Non-bi people: why is she treated like a gay icon when she’s straight

LADY GAGA IS AN OPENLY BISEXUAL WOMAN and has been for years

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creme-meme

man if the Russos weren’t such trick ass bitches who killed Loki off in the first 5 minutes of IW because they were too dumb to figure out what to do with him we coulda had Loki go with the Guardians instead and get some quality banter™

Quil: you’re related to that not very handsome Thor guy?

Loki: I’m adopted.

Quil: oh cool. it’s just that no one in your family is particularly good looking, that’s all.

Drax: Quil you have terrible taste in men, as expected.

Quil: what? I have great taste in men. I have fantastic taste in men. Just because I don’t swoon at every Asgardian I see doesn’t mean I don’t have good taste in men.

Drax: this man is as if a witch and raven conspired to make the prettiest gothic prince in the known universe

Loki: thank you

Quil: I mean he’s gothic but I wouldn’t-

Nebula: he is very pretty

Gamora: yea I mean his brother’s handsome, but he’s beautiful

Rocket: I’m lost in his eyes

Groot: I am groot.

Quil:

Now I’m pissed that didn’t happen

Really, aside from Loki and Nebula, what I’d most want to see is Loki interacting with Mantis, because her ability to perceive emotions and tendency to broadcast them to everyone in the room would surly put him off-balance.

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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

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equalistmako

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

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defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

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mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

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kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

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blueandbluer

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

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pr1nceshawn

Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.

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senakoko

This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.

And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.

Also, a reminder: 

Most Americans don’t have college degrees. Of the ones who do, tons of them don’t finish in four years. 

Lots of people go to community colleges. 

Lots of people live at their parents’ house while in school. 

The TV and movie stereotype of college–even just the “everyone goes to college and lives in a dorm” thing–only a tiny minority of Americans actually live that out. 

Also just because you finished school and DO have a degree doesn’t mean you’ll get the perfect high end job right after graduating. You may not even get jobs that cater to your degree until later down the road.

Real life isn’t like a movie.

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How to Write Deaf Characters - From a real Deaf person’s perspective

Hello readers and writers alike, I would like to point out something that has been so glaringly annoying to me and other Deaf/HoH people so that we can end all these misconceptions. People who write for Deaf!Readers should know a few things before starting their imagines, fanfictions, blurbs - anything. It is not anyone’s fault for not knowing these things, most hearing people are not aware of the Deaf community or Deaf culture so here I am, a Deaf person who is majoring in Deaf Studies and Culture, coming here to tell you a few things to know when writing for a Deaf!Reader

(Remember this is my experience as a Deaf/HoH person and it may differ from person to person but this is what I learned/have slight annoyances within writing)

  1. Deaf and Hard of Hearing is a culture. Yes, most people consider it a disability but IT IS NOT SOMETHING WE ARE ASHAMED OF! Please stop writing fics/imagines about Deaf!Reader being ashamed of not being able to hear or getting hearing aids to impress their SO. It’s completely wrong and just annoying. We are proud of our Deafness and we don’t want to be fixed.
  2. DO NOT USE THE TERM ‘HEARING IMPAIRED’! This is basically a slur word. It was widely used in the ’90s but now it’s considered a derogatory term. Just use Deaf or Hard of Hearing. Or ‘deaf’ if the person is medically deaf and not culturally Deaf. (see next point)
  3. Deaf and ‘deaf’ are different. Deaf is a cultural term for people who are born Deaf and raised in the community. The term ‘deaf’ is used in the medical field or used to describe someone who has hearing loss that does not associate with the Deaf Community. Usually, a hearing person who has become deaf later on.
  4. Sign language is not a worldwide language. There are different types of language within sign language. ASL is for American and Canada. BSL is for Britain. So if you’re writing a story that takes place in a country that is not America or Canada, do not say ASL.
  5. ASL does not = English. Same for every other language. ASL is its own language with grammar rules and semantics. It does not directly translate to English. So if you’re writing ASL most likely write in GLOSS or write it as you would write a hearing character. (Sentance: I want to go to the mall and buy a dress. GLOSS: I WANT WANT GO TO MALL I. ME BUY DRESS ME )
  6. Deafness is on a spectrum. There is a legal threshold that someone must pass to be considered legally Deaf. Some Deaf people can hear more than others. I can hear high pitched noises sometimes. I know someone who can hear voices but can not hear what they are saying. Both of us are Deaf and we both cross that threshold. So when writing your Deaf!Character make sure to set a bar of what they can and can not hear.
  7. Hearing Aids do not cure anyone’s deafness. It only helps hear some sounds and maybe hear if people are talking. Not what they are saying although it can help with that depending on how far they are on the Deaf scale.
  8. Cochlear Implants are very controversial in the Deaf Community so if you’re going to write about them do your research!!! They are also not a cure for Deafness, just an aid.
  9. Deaf people are not masters at lipreading! Even the best lip readers can only make sense of 30% of what is being said. I’ve been lip reading for years and I still only understand a little bit of what is being said. So no, your character is not going to miraculously know what’s going on from lip reading.
  10. DO NOT have your characters yell at your Deaf characters. DOES NOT MATTER HOW LOUD YOU ARE! We can not hear you. Neither can your character. Have your other hearing characters speak normally. That’s the best way to lip read if they must.
  11. Most Deaf people are born from hearing parents. It’s really rare for a whole entire family to be Deaf (Although I’ve met some and it’s super cool). But your character is probably born to hearing parents.
  12. ALSO, the majority of hearing families with Deaf children do NOT learn ASL. It sucks but it’s true. Only about 30-40% of families learn sign for their Deaf family members. So keep it in mind,

So this is my list for now! I may add to it the more I think about things but this is basics I think everyone should know. If I forgot some then feel free to add! (as long as you are knowledgeable about the topic please). If you have questions please message me! Or if you need someone to proofread your Deaf!Imagines then I almost here for that. So happy writings everyone!

ILY

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lotshusband

me: i want to be masculine but still tender, kind, and gentle. taking on toxic traits of masculinity just makes me feel like shit

cis people: so you’re actually still a girl

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Also: don’t stigmatize HIV+ individuals because they all have different circumstances and might’ve  gotten the virus from a variety of sources (sex, occupational, birth, blood transfusions in other countries). 

HIV-related stigma remains a huge barrier to preventing HIV, and is linked to a low level of people testing for HIV. 

The bad news is that Trump is cutting America’s spending on HIV year after year.  He has taken steps to weaken the Affordable Care Act since coming to power.

If you’re someone who may be exposed to HIV ask your doctor about taking PrEP, its a preventative measure that can be taken regularly and will significantly lower your chances of contracting HIV. Please also use a condom and/or other STD prevention measures if you are unsure about a sexual partner’s HIV status or your own. Be safe out there folks!

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let bi women dating men and bi men dating women into pride you cowards

bisexuals in m/f relationships should be allowed to celebrate their identity during pride because, they are, get this- still bisexual

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orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

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