man if the Russos weren’t such trick ass bitches who killed Loki off in the first 5 minutes of IW because they were too dumb to figure out what to do with him we coulda had Loki go with the Guardians instead and get some quality banter™
Quil: you’re related to that not very handsome Thor guy?
Quil: oh cool. it’s just that no one in your family is particularly good looking, that’s all.
Drax: Quil you have terrible taste in men, as expected.
Quil: what? I have great taste in men. I have fantastic taste in men. Just because I don’t swoon at every Asgardian I see doesn’t mean I don’t have good taste in men.
Drax: this man is as if a witch and raven conspired to make the prettiest gothic prince in the known universe
Quil: I mean he’s gothic but I wouldn’t-
Nebula: he is very pretty
Gamora: yea I mean his brother’s handsome, but he’s beautiful
Rocket: I’m lost in his eyes