c. s. lewis making his jesus allegory a lion when jesus' canonical fursona is a lamb........toxic masculinity

Wasn't Aslan a God allegory? He created the whole world and all.

a first council of nicaea negationist? in my narnia shitpost?

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

“we were walking in the snow and I tripped and fell and you tried to save me but fell on top of me instead” season

On Christmas morning I open the gift you handed me at the last minute as I was leaving and you got me the perfect thing and I just realized you love me back

“oh no you fell through the ice and now we have to get naked and cuddle to save your life” season

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

merlin project confirmation (?)

So, Eoin Macken (the actor who plays Sir Gwaine) has just dropped this on twitter. 

Some of us are quite excited, obviously.

But what the heck does “a pseudo Merlin project” mean? Lmao.

The fandom trying to decipher be like:

Lunchables float

I don’t want the ghosts to see my boobs

me creating alternate universes in my mind before going to sleep:

I really should post things at normal hours anyway

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* SLEEPY BOYS ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

(reincarnated) arthur: a whiskey for me and uh... he’ll have a capri sun

merlin: arthur, i’m over 1000 years old.

merlin: i can order my own capri sun.

Socialists in the 1910s were like, God is real but I hate him very much and when I get to heaven I will unionize the angels

(x)

So Merlin fandom. It’s me again. I’ve been thinking there should be a subgenre of canon-divergent fic where Arthur is crowned King and repeals the ban on magic without finding out about Merlin

and the remaining sorcerers and sorceresses all vie for favour from the king, while being very vocal about how they know they’ll never compete with Emrys. 

And Arthur (privately) is like Emrys? and starts trying to search him out.

At the same time, Merlin starts sending Arthur tokens as Emrys, probably hoping that if Emrys is playing the game, Arthur won’t single him out

but,

the gifts are really tokens of affection.  All other people with magic are giving these dramatic flair that show off their power, and Emrys gives Arthur things Arthur wants or needs or are personal.

And so Arthur now thinks Emrys is omniscient and also maybe courting him

Yknow, it's mighty convenient that the Round Table already had the precise number of chairs they needed in "The Coming of Arthur".

Like, imagine if they show up at the Castle of Ancient Kings and Arthur's prepared his fancy pre-battle speech about equality, but there's only 8 chairs and 9 people. What are you gonna do, make Percival stand? Tell Leon to squat down so it looks like he's sitting in a chair? Let Merlin sit on the the table? Have Lancelot sit in Elyan's lap? Watch Gwaine dangle from the chandelier? Ask Gwen to sit on the floor? Play musical chairs and the one who loses doesn't get to be knighted?