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Now that i got into uni, I’m going to relax for couple of days, but programming stays xD Update: I had a try day at a IT company yesterday and it went amazing. They told me that they are impressed by my enthusiasm and knowledge (because don’t have any formal computer education, i learned it all by myself and i am only 18). I think i have a fair shot at getting this job.
Bitches love to put things into lists. Moreover, bitches love numbered shit. Here’s some numbered shit in list format to help you not suck in higher education. You’re welcome.
1. Go to class. Like 210% serious. I don’t give a shit if you’re a get by on nothing, A+ slacker. You’re fucking paying for this crap so you might as well get the services owed to you. Take your ass to class even if you zone out 99% of the time. You know 1% more than you did when you walked up in there. Congrats, asshole.
2. All that free time you have during your first week of classes? Make it your bitch. Don’t just print the goddamn syllabus and be like all done. No motherfucker. Take a good fucking look at that assignment list. What’s due next week? Yeah, do that shit now bc I know you don’t have anything else to do. Then when you’re coughing up a lung six weeks into the semester and don’t feel like getting your ass up to do that calculus homework, you’ll remember this week. You’ll remember that you’ve been a week ahead this whole damn semester. Pat yourself on the back, ass wipe.
3. Prepare yo self. No seriously. You got notes to print for class? Sure you could be like all those other bitches and just shove them into your backpack, or you could actually /prepare/ for class. I’m talking looking that shit over, identifying key concepts, getting a decent grasp of the material before your ass is even in class. You a STEM major? Yeah, make this kinda shit your life because now class is like one bomb ass group review session. Again, you’re welcome.
4. Snack like a motherfucker, but save that junk food shit for the weekends. From now on, you are a fucking health guru during the week or if you’re a slacker like me, at least on the days you have class. Fruits? Hell yeah. Pack some of those. Mind wandering in class? Snack on some apple slices. Can’t stay awake? Keep eating some almonds or some shit, but don’t be that bitch with the potato chips. Just don’t.
5. Read. Yeah, you heard me. Read and I’m not just talking assigned reading. I bet my left butt cheek that your campus library has /something/ of interest to you. Commuting and don’t want to drive out there? Library databases bro. We’re in the digital age, motherfucker. I’d bet my other butt cheek that the shit you want is in a nice little PDF somewhere. But na man, you thinking maybe you want to go into computer science? Check out computer science books and eat them up bro. You don’t like reading them? Probably not the field for you. You a biology major in your second year? Yeah dumbass. Time to break out the bio books and not the ones your professor is shoving in your face. Amaze your friends and teachers with your out of class knowledge. Be a fucking star.
So motivating, Preach 👐
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend
REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.
friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon
Will reblog every time I see it.
For future reference
was actually reading my sources for once when I realized that I’d inadvertently created a studyspo picture so… here.
july 25, 2017
my monthly spread for august! making most of my spreads for august + the beginning of september early on before i get swamped with work and marching band once school starts!! on another note, i cant believe august is coming up in just a week??? where has my summer gone lmao
🎵 rock + roll by eden
31/07/2017
My ‘back to the world of education’ stationary haul! In officially a few hours I’ll be a freshman in college, kinda unnerving but exciting!
Heyy, I’m Ishita and I’m fairly new to Tumblr, though I have been a pretty avid follower of many study-related channels on YouTube.
In a few days, I’ll be a freshman in college and this has motivated me to start my own studyblr! My main inspirations are – @acciogrades @studyign @studyquill
About Me
~ 18
~ Pursuing Engineering
~ Professional Procrastinator
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Welcome Ishita! 💕
Thank you!!
- you are a studyblr
- you are super friendly
- you love when people message you
- you want to support everyone in the community
one thing i love about this community is that it is one big family and everyone is ready to support eachother. reblog this and follow the people that also reblog and start some super cute supportive friendships because you all deserve the best
I am very friendly so please come say hi!!
I’m way too shy to send the first message but if you want to come and say hi…I’ll be honored☺️
always always down to chat with anyone and everyone!!! dont be shy and come say hi (:
Heyy, I’m Ishita and I’m fairly new to Tumblr, though I have been a pretty avid follower of many study-related channels on YouTube.
In a few days, I’ll be a freshman in college and this has motivated me to start my own studyblr! My main inspirations are -- @acciogrades @studyign @studyquill
About Me
~ 18
~ Pursuing Engineering
~ Professional Procrastinator
Some of my favourite studyblrs --
