meow

where is the poll button

only some people have it

thanks. can I ask you another question

go for it

how did you put the entire fucking bee movie in your header?

the people running the crayola twitter

if you attempt to rob a bank, no matter what, you won’t have to worry about rent, food bills, or electricity bills for a while.

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this

Don’t turn me or my son ever again.

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

I fucking dare someone to ask the orange for commentary on Queen Mia’s successful handling of COVID

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

this is so fucking cute

what an excellent kaiju

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

finally, respect for existing infrastructure.

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

two m;onths left of 2020 how th. how the f uck are we f,eelin g.. ... .

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

my crush: hi me:

Me walking into work