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you call me Big Poppa

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Editing my blog until I mass post a bunch of drafts lol
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favourite part about this is how staff didn’t actually infest our dashes with crabs, they just gave us a crab summoning button and we all simultaneously decided to click it 600 times

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iloveitwhen

we have a

crab 

button

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I found it

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Por amor al arte (Julieta x Fem!Reader) part 22

part1 < > next

a/n: Papi Chayanne helped here with his song Lo dejaría todo <3

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“Y/N”

You jumped a little and turned quickly, sighing in relief when you realized that it was Alma who was approaching you. The last few days had been terrible for your nerves and the rest of the family had realized that something was terribly wrong. You and Julieta didn’t speak to each other, you didn’t look for each other, you avoided being together for more than a few minutes and you seemed unable to see each other in the eye.

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iloveitwhen

*sings while sobbing* don't go breaking my heart🎶😭🎵😭

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Anonymous asked:

I'm going to CRY the encanto drawing and cartoon are such a blessing thank you so much holy crap can I buy a print of these like no jokes i would buy the one of Luisa holding everyone SO FAST

You can have your very own Luisa holding everyone up print!! But thank you I appreciate your kind words so much 😭🙏🏼

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iloveitwhen

Omg YESSSS i bought a print i was lowkey scared i didn't have enough in my account BUT I DID

So excited thank you so muuucchhhh

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damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website

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cinzuku

HELLO???

The way I was called out

Goodbye

i-

The way I gasped when she mentioned the mafia trope I can't 😔✋

She's about to come for your whole life, don't mention my shredded face.

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iloveitwhen

Lmaaooooo @thecaptainhelm i felt this😭😭😭

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iwhumpyou

One of the best tips for writing descriptions of pain is actually a snippet I remember from a story where a character is given a host of colored pencils and asked to draw an egg.

The character says that there’s no white pencil.  But you don’t need a white pencil to draw a white egg.  We already know the egg is white.  What we need to draw is the luminance of the yellow lamp and the reflection of the blue cloth and the shadows and the shading.

We know a broken bone hurts.  We know a knife wound hurts.  We know grief hurts.  Show us what else it does.

You don’t need to describe the character in pain.  You need to describe how the pain affects the character - how they’re unable to move, how they’re sweating, how they’re cold, how their muscles ache and their fingers tremble and their eyes prickle.

Draw around the egg.  Write around the pain.  And we will all be able to see the finished product.

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Marinette in gotham (or maybe in one of the other cities where Tim happens to be at that time).

She orders coffee at Tim's regular place. It is his exact order. Mannerisms close enough. Tired. Done with everything.

She is seen by someone (Dick/Superboy/Flash) who puts everyone on high alert because Tim has clearly been affected by some sort of body changing magic/entity and needs help.

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iloveitwhen

BROO

YESSSSS

Freaking spectacular that would be hilarious

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iloveitwhen
Anonymous asked:

I don’t know if you said that you were gonna post a part 2 of the Siblings Jasonette or if I was just sleep deprived. But that is the only Jasonette fic that I need!! Hope you continue part 2 of I wasn’t hallucinating!!

Yes that was me!! I'm sorry I haven't posted it yet I've been super busy with school but I've done as much homework today so I could have tomorrow off and finish it. It makes me happy to hear that you like it so much🤭🤭

Hopefully it'll be finished tomorrow but that's not a promise😂😭😭😭

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Ok i take it back I'm so dang busy this week holy heck and I also don't know how to start the second part off and I'm STUCK and so it might take longer than I anticipated😬😬😬 i have the biggest chunk figured out it's just taking me awhile and I'm so sorry for that😭😭

(i hope you'll still stick around to read the second part when I finally do post it though)

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Anonymous asked:

I don’t know if you said that you were gonna post a part 2 of the Siblings Jasonette or if I was just sleep deprived. But that is the only Jasonette fic that I need!! Hope you continue part 2 of I wasn’t hallucinating!!

Yes that was me!! I'm sorry I haven't posted it yet I've been super busy with school but I've done as much homework today so I could have tomorrow off and finish it. It makes me happy to hear that you like it so much🤭🤭

Hopefully it'll be finished tomorrow but that's not a promise😂😭😭😭

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puppybaby15

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

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tiggyloo

good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

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proudace

Important note: I’ve seen this flag going around on Reddit

I want to clarify that if you see this, it is still an ace flag, just with 1 more gradient.

The pedofile flag has 7 different colors and is dulled, this only has 5 stripes and the full bright colors

thanks for the update!

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jasonette but like siblings but like angst- like that whole trope where they are blood related and got separated, or they didnt get separated idk thats cool too i just want some sibling jasonette😅

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Wow. ok. uhmmmm. this is a lot i think?? I got a little jk a lot carried away and this past week was super busy so i’ll finish the second part later??
Again... a lot...

Jason is walking home after another night at the bar when he sees a small woman, teenager? Slip into a dark alleyway and two men follow in after her a few moments later. 

Jason curses and bolts across the street, what was this girl thinking? How stupid do you have to be to go into a dark alley where no one will hear you or care to help?

He jumps into the alley to find one man already slumped on himself on the floor and the other getting kicked in the teeth by army boots then falling limply. 

Jason curses again, impressed this time. He scans over the men noting that they probably had pretty good concussions judging from the dent in the garbage can the first man was laying next to and the way the second guy’s head smacked onto the concrete when he fell. He lands his eyes back on the woman, no, definitely a teenager, with a smile on his face that instantly falters. The girl is in a fighting stance and waiting for him to attack so he quickly raises his hands to placate her.

“I’m not here to fight you, I saw you get followed and I was coming to help.” 

“Nobody helps in Gotham,” she states, a dangerous edge to her voice that held a carefully hidden accent. 

“Not from around here, are you?” 

The girl narrows her eyes, “I was born and raised here, take a step further and you won’t be waking up tomorrow.” 

Jason pockets his hands and smirks. He likes her, she’s a fighter, she reminds him of himself when he was younger. 

“Ok. Just make sure you make it home safe. A girl’s going to get some unwanted attention at a time and place like this.” He turns around and crosses the street but as soon as he’s out of her sight he turns back and hides in the shadows to track her and make sure no one else tries to catch her alone. Just because she could handle herself the first time doesn’t mean she’s necessarily safe from the next attempt. 

The girl exits the alley and starts toward the direction of Jason’s apartment calmly as if she didn’t just get attacked. At least that means less walking for him. After a few minutes she slips into another dark alley, of course she does, and Jason crosses the street again going into his own empty alley before pulling his helmet on and scaling the building. As he peers over the side of the building his helmet scans the area giving him feedback he would normally miss due to the horrible lighting and telling him that the alley was empty. He figured she had somehow gotten into one of the buildings and decided to go home by rooftops since he was already up there. 

However, as he landed on the opposite rooftop his feet slipped from underneath him. Jason managed to roll out of it but before he could get his footing his hip was kicked into and he stumbled, tripped over a seemingly perfectly placed rock and smashed his head on the side of the stair house. Then, just as quickly as this all transpired, there was a body behind him, they hooked their fingers under his helmet and lifted it to expose his neck and press a knife with jagged points onto his neck. How did he know the knife had jagged points? Good question, it was, as previously mentioned, against his neck and piercing into his skin, drawing blood. 

“Why are you following me?” a girl’s voice filters through his mask and he resisted the urge to roll his eyes. His mask let him know through the constant visuals that the voice belonged to a female in their late teens, not that he didn’t already know that. 

“Making sure you got home safe,” he says carefully, weighing his options and trying to decide if he should let her feel like she got him or escape with a slight nick on his neck. 

Eh. Jason preferred to not have a bleeding neck no matter how small the cut. 

“Lies,” she hisses, digging the knife a bit deeper as a warning, maybe getting out sooner was a better idea. “What do you want?” 

“Knife off my throat first,” he manages without pushing his neck further onto the blade. 

A second later the girl releases him and jumps back with enough space between them to react if he ended up deciding to attack her. 

Jason gives her a quick glance as he stands up, a hand to his throat to check for blood. 

“I wasn’t lying-”

“You’re not fooling anyone you Red Hood wannabe,” she snaps. Jason just laughs in surprise, no one has ever accused him of being a Red Hood wannabe. He's the one who made the mantle into something to respect, something to fear. He stops laughing and levels a glare at the girl, his helmet telling him unhelpfully there was no match of facial recognition in any database. 

“I am Red Hood-” he started to growl out but she cut him off again. The audacity

“Red Hood wouldn’t have been caught by the person he was trailing, Red Hood wouldn’t have been caught off guard, Red Hood doesn’t have a stupid streak of white hair on his head. He may have been a theatre nerd but he wouldn’t do that.” 

Wait what. 

“What are you talking about?” But it was more of a demand than a question. 

“You’re not…” she trailed off waving her hand in the air trying to find a word, “slick. Same jacket, same shoes, same build, yeah. You’re not fooling anyone.” 

“Ok. Whatever, I’m going home.” He turns and starts jogging across the rooftop towards home. So much for helping out. 

“Where is he?” she calls out after him.

“Right here, princess,” he spat before jumping to the other rooftop. 

But as soon as his feet leave the building a big dark blue warbly hole appears and swallows him before he can react. Unfortunately for him the other side of that weird black hole was a face full of concrete. 

“Prove you’re him.” 

Oh this girl was something else. Jason shakes his disorientation away, he didn’t know how she did that, nor did he care but he was pissed. He swings his foot around and connects with her ankle, she falls as expected but easily bounces right back up and hops out of his range. 

“Do that again and I’ll have to break my no killing kids rule,” he growls out, staring her down for a moment. Her face was finally lit by the dim yellow street lamps and he could see the entirety of her face and all the raw emotions she was trying to hide. For a split second familiarity passed through him, like when you see someone at the library then at the store a few weeks later or you see an old school friend ten years later and can’t quite place them. Jason dismisses the feeling and turns to go. 

“Wait.” She says it so vulnerably that Jason gives her a chance, when he turns she pulls up her sleeve and shows off her forearm. 

In the center of her arm is a faded black tattoo that was a writing symbol, but because of its name and one of its uses it was used to brand child soldiers in Gotham from a particular gang that Red Hood obliterated as soon as his first order of business in Gotham. 

It was the double dagger, or better known in Gotham as the death dagger. The children were expendable although highly trained and dangerous, they could give Damian a run for his money in the child assassin department. The tattoo was a reminder to the children and to the people they came across that they were soulless, emotionless, their lives and actions were not their own and they would give their lives willingly for the mission

Meaning who they were before was dead. No family, no connections, no one would notice if they went missing and no one would be able to identify their bodies if and when the time came. Sometimes poor families would sell one of their children and promise to forget them and to never contact them. 

Jason was led to assume that this was another child soldier looking to thank him, or kill him. It was 50/50 these days, some of those kids just never recovered. 

“So what is it that you want? You want my autograph across your head?” Jason asks dryly. 

The girl just huffs and pulls her sleeve back down. 

“I want to know if my brother is underneath that mask.”

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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020

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batman AU where his parents don’t die and nothing else about the story changes

it turns out he is just naturally a huge crime-fighting emo & drama queen

I constantly forget to not look at the tags

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iloveitwhen

I read that as "turns out he is just naturally a huge crime fighting emo & drag queen" and now I can't un-see it nor do I want to

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Would you be willing for some fluff damianette ?

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This was in my WIPs for the. longest. time. I hope this is fluffy enough!

Marinette with Alya, Nino, and Adrien were at the beach near Gotham University on a nice summer day. Alya and Adrien were visiting Nino and Marinette before school started again and they all agreed to head to the beach. It was a rare sunny day and knowing Gotham the weather would be back to doom and gloom tomorrow so they scrapped their plans for the day and were decked out in swimming trunks, bikinis, summer dresses, and sunglasses headed straight for the ice cream. 

“Eh, not as good as Andre’s,” Alya complained but Adrien, who had a look of pure ecstasy at his cherry and blueberry serving retorted, 

“It doesn’t even matter though, cause ice cream is ice cream and nothing can stop me from devouring this tasty tasty treat,” he said with an almost evil look on his face causing them to all laugh at him, he ignored them and focused only on carefully consuming his treat. 

They wandered along the boardwalk looking for an open spot on the beach when Nino stopped the group. 

“Hey Marinette, isn’t that the guy you hang out with?” he pointed further down the walkway to a taller dark haired man with deep tan skin holding up a poster. 

“Oh yeah! I want to introduce you guys, come on.” She began heading over to the boy with the others following close behind until she was about twenty feet away then she abruptly stopped. 

Alya lightly bumped into her and cursed under her breath but Marinette was too staring at something in shock. Her jaw was practically on the ground and Alya quickly snatched the ice cream in her hand before it fell to the ground as well. 

“Girl, what? Are you ok?” Alya followed her gaze to the boy Marinette wanted to introduce them to and she stifled a laugh. The boy’s poster read:

Kiss me, I’m desperate.

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Maribat Tumblr Fic Recs

This is a list of Maribat Tumblr fic recs; it does not include fics that are cross-posted on ao3. My ao3 rec list is split into categories: this one is for beginners,  this includes all my favorites, and this for general Maribat fics I enjoyed/would read again.

Since I’ll be periodically adding to this list, go to my masterlist and click “Tumblr fic recs” to make sure you have the most recent version of this post!

@bluerosette23 has five “Maribat Masterlists”; the links cannot be clicked when accessed directly through their Tumblr account, so if you’d like to view those I recommend searching “maribat masterlist”. The posts each have a relatively high amount of notes and should appear near the top. Although the lists could be considered a bit outdated, I think they’re a great resource. I’ll provide them links here: 1 2 3 4 5

I’ll admit I haven’t read some of the fics I’ve linked below yet, but for the sake of all you lovely readers I included them anyways. I know there are a lot more out there, but these links are mostly for fics that might be harder to find/one-offs from smaller accounts. Accounts that regularly post Maribat content are typically easier to find, so I linked their masterlists at the bottom.

This isn’t even close to finished, but since I’ve already spent four hours compiling it I’ll save the rest for later.

Daminette

Maribat Tropes by @fan-written [1 2…]

The Great Ikea Game by @batsandbugs [1 2 3 4 5…]

There’s Always Two Sides by @mochinek0 [1 2 3]

There’s Blood on His Mouth by @the-fusionist [1 2 3 4 5 6]

Timari

Gotham Nine-Nine by @a-marlene-s and @ladylucina28 [x y z x 1 2 3]

Lady Noir by @a-marlene-s [1 2 3]

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how about tim and marinette jokingly planning world domination and then accidentally carrying it out (to the annoyance of the batfam)??

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this was so fun to write and I hope it makes sense! Marinette and Tim are extremely delirious so it was hard to share their thoughts while also having it make sense to the readers... I hope you like it!

“Dick, stop lying! There’s no way we could have done that. There’s no way we “accidentally took over the world.” Do you really think the two of us could have taken out all seven JLA members?” 

“What day is it, Marinette?” Dick asks instead of answering her question. 

“Tuesday,” Tim answers for her. 

“And the number?”

“Nineteenth,” Marinette crosses her arms and looks at Dick impatiently. 

“It’s Saturday the 23rd,” he declares hotly. “Haven’t you been wondering why you’re so hungry this morning? The two of you have been sleeping for 32 hours and had been awake before that for almost an entire week with maybe an hour of sleep a day. But it’s ok! Because before you fell asleep we got you on camera admitting to everything that you’ve done and we have your notes, which you will have to decipher by the way because for some reason you thought it was a good idea to code everything in your notes and you are in so much trouble right now!” 

“Show us,” Marinette was now understandably a little concerned because she totally did have the weirdest dream last night. And was it really the 23rd?

Five minutes later Marinette is standing side by side with Tim watching a video on the bat computer of the two of them in the interrogation room while Dick is questioning them. 

Marinette’s head is resting on the table, clearly sleeping when Dick slams his hand on the table forcing her to snap her head up in alarm. 

“You are NOT going to sleep right now. The last time this happened you couldn’t remember a thing! Tell me everything and I’ll let you go to sleep.”

Tim who has already been sitting up but was still very much asleep and didn’t seem to be affected by Dick’s outburst snaps his eyes open. 

“How dare you!” he bellows causing Dick and Marinette to look at him in surprise, Marinette’s much more exaggerated than Dick’s, “We will never agree to these terms!”

There are a few moments of silence in the video and Tim makes a noise of embarrassment from the back of his throat while Marinette holds back laughter. 

“I wouldn’t laugh quite yet, Marinette,” Dick admonishes. 

“Wait I’m really tired though… ,” Marinette complains to Tim.

“Great!” Dick claps his hands together and turns his attention to Marinette, “after you tell me everything you can go to sleep.”

Marinette nods very seriously then takes a deep breath and shakes her shoulders as if she’s hyping herself up to start a race or lift some heavy weights. She looks at a point on the wall a few feet to the right of Dick’s head and begins speaking as if she is a narrator of a science documentary. 

Marinette cringes, some of the memories coming back to her like how she had believed she had one more mission, and that was to let the audience know the “trials and tribulations of their story” as she had so eloquently thought about it in her head. She watches as Video Marinette recounts their story remembering that she had believed it was a serious story and that the imaginary audience (that she wholeheartedly believed were watching) must understand this.  Her hand goes to her mouth in horror as she watches herself on the screen go silent and stare at the point behind Dick’s shoulder for several awkward minutes, several times throughout the video. She remembers she had been trying to portray the scene that was passing before her mind’s eye for the “audience” to see as well. Clearly it didn’t work. 

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