Why the hell not?

they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

Broke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for vigilante stuff

Woke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for prank calls with his friends.

Commission Info / Kofi

jason in boy wonder is peak levels of gremlin energy

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

A idea- Tim

I feel like whenever Tim gets banned from coffee he goes to very heavy lengths to get some more to going to black Market deals to getting bribed by the villains.

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*at a blackmarket deal*

Tim: so these are it?

random: yeah man now wheres my information

Tim: heres the data from Lex Luther's labort-

*Tim gets tossed over Redhoods shoulder*

Jason: Yeah B i found him exactly where you said he'd be, trying to sell info for coffee

Tim: let me go!

Jason: nope come on Alfred made sleepy time tea and i know how much you love them.

Tim:noooo!

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*after school*

Tim: Do you got them?

random: yeah man i got them 5 pounds of coffee beans, why do you want them anyways?

Tim: that doesn't matter- Ah!

Dick: nope Timmy we talked about this no coffee after three days of no sleep

Tim: Help! Help stranger danger!!!

Dick: wha-

random adult: Hey you leave that little boy alone you creep!

Dick: wait no I'm not a creep! Shit- we gotta get outta here Tim!

Tim: Help! he's trying to kill me!

Dick: Damnit shut up Tim!

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Riddler: two cups of coffee if you give up right now!

Tim:hmmm

Bruce: Red Robin. Don't.

Tim: what?! It's a tempting offer!

Bruce: the last time you accepted this offered you drank coffee watching ivy burn down a factory

Tim:....it was good coffee and they were illegally pumping toxins.

The batkids love “Uncle Ollie” because he’s the cool uncle who comes over and randomly throws things at them to catch in increasingly tricky intervals.

They’re flipping backwards over furniture trying to catch random little darts constantly whenever Oliver’s there to talk to Bruce about JL stuff. They need to catch the thing, which drives Bruce quietly crazy even as he acknowledges it’s a useful test of reflexes.

Uncle Ollie sometimes gets bold enough to try and throw shit at Bruce. This isn’t a good idea for several reasons.

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

They're twins your honor

Dick, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: “I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.”

My Siren By The Seashore 🌊🐚

Bruce posts this to his twitter with the caption "So proud of Gotham to be an accepting and inviting place where me and my family are free to be ourselves ❤️❤️❤️"

(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!)

Commission Info / Kofi

Juni ba giving us the smallest Damian’s part 2!!!

He just keeps getting smaller!!

he's just a little guy