backstreet's back alright

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Update: he’s 2 today

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

narratively christianity is pretty cool i think it should have been a jrpg instead of a religion though

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

Honorary Scientology post

The template for the ideal D&D party! Who's up to play a game of "Caverns & Cheesecakes"?

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop!

WOWIE, this is getting so many notes! I am reading through all the tags and am absolutely delighted to see so many people with excellent taste enjoying this silly picture. I made this as a print and it didn't sell all too well at the con I debuted it at. So all this positive feedback warms my heart! Thank you!

I owe the idea to this tweet:

source Determining the classes for the girls was a bit of a challenge, so i designed them to be a little ambiguous, my inspirations for them were as follows: Dorothy - Fighter/Paladin Rose - Druid/Sorcerer Blanche - Ranger/Rogue/Bard Sophia - Cleric/Barbarian

To be honest, I was leaning more to Bard for Blanche, but I made this as a print for a con in a bit of a time crunch (you know how it is lolol) and I couldnt find a good way to incorporate an instrument into her design and pose. But let's be honest, regardless of what class she plays, you know she's got a fully maxed out CHA stat. I used this promotional picture for the show as a reference for the pose:

I was very inspired by the work of @sanshofox, who i admire so so much in their ability to adapt the likeness of live action characters to 2d. I linked their post under the image, where they talk about their process. It's so incredibly helpful and inspiring, please check it out!

source And of course I also have to mention @deadcoasts who did a beautiful rendition of this same idea last year, and who's designs inspired me to no end while I was working on my own. His post is linked below, where he talks about his process.

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this is actually true! there have been multiple studies that show that millennials are better at identifying fraudulent links than other generations, and one theory is that rickrolling taught us to be cautious about what links we click!

it’s fascinating to see how much memes have shaped our lives over the years!

i’ve literally been here the whole time

is there a name for this

@plaguedocboi why this happen

At extreme depths, life must be watery and blobby because hard parts would be crushed by the pressure. The bibby is mostly squish and cartilage with minimal bones so they look soft and cute!

this shirt probably went hard in ‘82 but now it goes hard AND it goes a little horny too

Crying over these lesbian cats

when you put a load of laundry in

happy Putting A Load of Laundry In Day to all who celebrate

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad