holy shit guys so i know i never really post shit like this (both because things like this never happen and, well, i just don’t)

but i went on a date today with a friend of mine and she’s so fucking cute and smart and cool as hell and afterwards when we got back to my dorm i didn’t know what to do so i put out my hand (yes……for a handshake………….idk why…..don’t talk about it) and she was like “are you serious?” and i just made some kind of ridiculous noise in response but she still kissed me goodbye…

and it was nice. :)

(also i got a blister-y sunburn because she’s pretty and i was apparently too distracted to realize that my skin was on fire)

update: we’re together.

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it’s so crazy reading this and looking at my life right now…

i have the most incredible partner (which is something i never even thought i wanted), and i’m honestly happier and braver than i’ve ever been before–it seems like everyone who knows me can see it. i’ve grown so much since we came into each other’s lives…

i don’t know what i did to deserve this amazing woman in my life, but i know that i’ll never take one moment with her for granted.

(sorry to gush, guys. i’m just really, really happy… and so grateful.)

false alarm, everyone! i loved her more than i have ever loved anyone, and all that did was give her the power to actually destroy me! nothing we had was real!

love is a lie, and i am over it!

fuck this apartment! catch me in the wilderness living in my new yurt!

maybe i’ll start a commune for broken lesbians who never want to actually interact and we can just leave offerings of root vegetables outside each others’ yurts and listen to the faint sounds of the acoustic guitars we all inevitably have!

hey so as an update: love is real. i know this because i can feel it again—both for someone else and for myself. i can feel her loving me back—actually loving me back, and not just loving the fact that i love her.

i feel genuine love and desire from and for her, and i can hear her when she compliments me. i can let her admire me and truly see me. i know how i deserve to be treated, and i’m learning to treat myself well. i’m being pushed to be better... i’m taking care of others while still remembering to take care of myself. i’ve made a conscious decision to do and be better—and through that, i’ve met someone truly fucking incredible (not that I was even intending/expecting to). we just understand each other, and we have amazing chemistry. nothing feels forced.

i just didn’t know what real, healthy, sustainable love was back then. a different person wrote this. who knows what happens now? it’s impossible to know. but i do know that i’m with a person who’s trying and is willing to make this work, and that we’re on the same page. it’s totally crazy, but we can both see this working out.

and, for the first time in a very long time, i am happy.

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it 

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baxter in his bb-8 hoodie is so Pure

i love my son more than anything in the world

he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death

he’s 3x this size now, and nothing has changed

Ours is still a sweetheart unless she’s in her cage! But they grow up wayyyy too fast :(

oh, she’s adorable! lol yeah, clem’s always been an angry man in his house. or if i have to clean something that belongs to him... or clean dried up food out of his wrinkles or something, because he likes to express himself artistically using mixed media (food, poop, dirt, etc)... cleaning in general is a very offensive act.

but edith is a sweetheart literally all the time and just grunts politely if she’s not in the mood to be messed with.

@geekasaur why r u in this Facebook ad u weren’t even in the article

probably because i just look like someone who makes a lot of regrettable decisions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death

he’s 3x this size now, and nothing has changed

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a fair and relevant criticism

when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it 

(follow “slutburn” on snapchat 4 more messy gay heartbreak!)